Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. Balls and Burgers Summer 2025

twss

 

Latex, vinyl, or sheepskin?

 

I’m good and drunk now at least. Not eating will do that

 

Lorena Bobbitt

 

ew

 

Did you enjoy it - you know, before you felt the condom? Funny, this isn't the first time I've asked that.

 

Probably had for Fumunda cheese on it too.

 

Probably a good idea didn't get the apple pie for dessert.

 

Ok.
I found the one advantage of living up north.
You can stab people with icicles.

 

I think if you’ve got Fumunda, you probably have ontopda cheese just the same.

 

Cold hands suck

 

Had some "snap back" to it for sure

 

@Outbound
Should have this market cornered

 

He’s drowning it with alcohol.

 

Yeah and light it on fire.

 

I would definitely ask them not to put gloves in your crust the next time you order one from there.

 

I hope it's Everclear. I made Everclear Jello shots once in College. Damn.

 

You know what you have to do.

 

On top of the roof I hope. Lol

 

Toms luck, they’d hear, no gloves, and proceed to make his pizza with their dirty ass bare hands.

 

Tom and I must have the same luck. Could be a Michigan thing.

 

Didn't realize she was in the biz.

 

Reservoir tipless FTW. Just a dirty glove.

 

on the metal decking.
Unfortunately, it was the flat part.

Although, he didn’t think I would get him as close to the edge as I did.
That’s when I told him I had just saved his life, he should be thankful.

 

Is that your bagged lunch?

 

Are those boogers on the inside or outside of the glove?

 

We ain’t cool

 

But it was a trick to get those to not wiggle so much.

We had a secret supply of Everclear.
We would show up to parties and mix a drink… in the tub.
Filling it full.

Purple passion was always the best.

 

Couldn't get that high of proof in Michigan so when my buddy and I went to Florida for Spring Break, I brought back a bottle. Best Jello shots I ever made.