Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I've seen some around here driving between Houston and Austin. I'm also seeing a lot of Lamborghini's and Ferraris. Porsches seem to be as common as Camry's any more. Hell, a house three blocks over had a Lamborghini parked in front.

 

That's your Invaders from the Coasts. Have fun with that.

 

I'm okay if they'd like to knock on the door and offer me a suitcase full of money for our house... I'll go buy me one of those abandoned missile silos in the middle of nowhere.

 

I didn't know GNK Power Droids worked as heat pumps, too.

 

Put it on the market for a Mill. Never know unless you try.

 

Cheap knockoffs.

 

Mrs. Bandito won't let me. The lady that we bought it from wants it back and I told her realtor to tell her that I won't consider anything under $1 mil (I was joking) and Mrs. Bandito got pissed. I was like

 

Did you just start singing to her? If not, totally wasted opportunity.

https://youtu.be/aynCgnbbgbM

 

All caught up. Afternoon everyone


That shit is funny right there!!
I think moose knuckle Is the dude version in Canadaland, has something to do with the metric system

 

I could become one of the members of the Arizona Chapter! Bonus! Will my membership transfer over or do I have to go through the hazing process again?

 

Different state with different hazing requirements.

 

You forgot to mention the chocolate bourbon pecan pie recipe you tossed in!
Those slippers need a little white fluffy Pom-Pom on the toes.


My blushing bride got me some fleece lined leather slippers with actual thin rubber soles, years ago.

I don’t use em often, but when I do, they’re great

 

Damn. I rushed a small fraternity at Michigan State and they had this "Trust a brother" bullshit for the final initiation where you had to tie a short string to your dink and the other end to a 5lb brick. Then they blindfolded you and you were supposed to drop the brick (before you dropped it, they'd cut the string). I didn't do it. Told them to "fuck off" and "they needed me more than I needed them" (I knew a lot of chicks). I won.

So fair warning to the Arizona chapter - I will not be tying anything to my dink. If you want to see it, just ask me nicely.

 

They'll look much cooler with blades sticking out of them, believe you me.

 

But he still has to do the thing with the cactus, right?

 

What kind of cactus?

 

Ha. My wife did the same for me maybe 5 years ago. I wear them every morning and night. I really like them!

 

Oh, I made Grilled Ham and Cheese sandwiches tonight (I threw in the obligatory pickle shot). Pepperidge Farm Hearty White Bread, 4 slices white American cheese, 2 slices provolone, Boars Head Tavern Ham on the sandwich. I put some mayo on the outsides and a little butter in the pan. I may be constipated tomorrow. And Thursday...

 

That looks great!

 

All of them

 

Thank you - never did the mayo thing on the bread before but it worked out really well.

 

Did you take a imaginary pickle chaser after a shot of whiskey?

 

Ooooh! Not the cholla!

 

That looks damn delicious!

 

Especially, then we will see if he has true grit. Our trip to box canyon, some of the kiddos were coming dangerously close to them, I pulled out me needle nose a few times