Complete Disaster - How Can You Even Argue That I Snap Nipples P2

Here I sit all broken hearted;
Tried to shit but only farted;
Then one day I took a chance;
Tried to fart and shit my pants!

 

The combination of these two things may just be the most lethal substance on the planet.

 

So, I must apologize for my post and to the moderator for not following the forum rules. Let me please correct myself. The new 2022 Tundra is awesome. The new front grill is amazing and even though pretty much every magazine and internet truck sight has laughed hysterically at it they are all wrong. Its so rugged looking. I mean being the Tacoma's little sister in this Millennial Culture War is so great. And props to Toyota for going above and beyond by completely dismantling the month old trucks and keeping them for at least another month for "Customer Happiness" inspections. When I bought my 2019 I did not receive this "leave your truck parked at a dealer" courtesy inspection and I guess I'm still bitter to this day. My new "Toyota Never Does Wrong" bumper sticker just got planted. I want to thank everyone for showing me that my brainwashing courses need to be repeated. We're going to crush the Hyundai Santa Cruz in sales I'm damn sure of it. Well, pretty damn sure, right?

 

It’s just your delivery, dude. You don’t have to be a Toyota fanboy to be a member here. This forum has some of the most genuine, level-headed, helpful people on it, especially when compared to other forums. If you’d voiced your opinions and concerns in a more approachable way, this thread would have gone so differently. It reminds me of when I was a teenager on an F-150 forum and I posted something similar to this – just a bunch of strong opinions that I presented similarly to your original post. It was a bunch of drivel, and it wasn’t received well. The difference is I was an idiot teenager, and my apology afterward was genuine. Opinions are welcome here, stubborn hostility is not. Unless you actually are an idiot teenager, in which case this makes more sense, and you’ll understand in a few years.

I don’t know why I bothered typing all of this. It won’t help anything, and I usually avoid involvement in this kind of toxic nonsense. But perhaps it will be received as an honest gesture.

I should have just said crinkle fries. Those are my favorite.

 

The vacuum tubes have reached optimal temperature resulting in maximum density snark.

Spraynard gazes down with deep satisfaction.

 

Commence Brainwashing

 

Really sounds like you’ve already sold yourself on one.
Go ahead and buy one and stop looking for approval from others.

 

Tater tots aren't fries.

 

Good point.
Hash brown turds didn’t go over well in marketing.

 

Tru. more like a round hash brown

 

You beat me to it
Great minds think alike

 

Correct. I also don't really think of homefries as fires either despite the name. They're closer to hasbrowns too. Fries have a crispy golden exterior and are made of single sticks of potato.

 

So where does the smiley fry fall?
It’s not a fry.
It’s not a hash brown.
It may not be potato.

 

Honestly, I have no idea. Is there an imitation category for food like the smiley fry and chicky nuggies?

 

Ok, let's go deeper into this. Saturday poll.
Not counting homemade fries, what fast food chain has the best fries?

My vote goes to mc'ds

 

it falls off my plate as I tilt it toward the trash. I love eathing things that used to have a face. not so much things that still do.

 

McD's but Wendy's are a very close second.

 

Obesity.




My favorite part is the fork.
Like that’s getting used.

 

Five Guys

 

Man, it sure used to be 5 Guys. They've slid way down hill in the past several years. They were good, and you'd get a lot of them.

 

Eeewwww

 

Don't have a 5 Guys up here in the frozen north. We just got our first sonic a couple years ago.

 

We have it here in northern Alberta. It's good. Their fries are awesome though I would argue they're in a different class than McD's etc. Fresh cut, not flash frozen for starters.

 

so, we'd still have to break fries into categories. Fresh cut vs. frozen is an unfair fight.

 

Akio Toyoda sir, brainwashing phase 2 has started. We said French Fries to the Americans and they forgot limp mode.

 

Agreed. I hereby table the motion for two separate polls.