Which cheetos?

Either one is a win. By the way they're pretty flammable.

 

I kinda feel like "those jalapeno ones" is almost being said in a sneer.

 

Survival gear.

 

I like the super cheap cheeseballs that come in the 3 gallon barrel. The ones that cut the insides of your mouth.

 

I bet you love Cap'n Crunch too.

But it's flaming hot all the way. The jalapeno ones are too pretentious.

 

Cap'n Crunch is amazing. Don't eff with my childhood. Seriously, the vanilla of hot peppers is "pretentious" now?

 

Ha! No, it's not that the jalapeno that's the issue, it's that Cheetos added jalapeno to them like they did something big. Flaming hot on the other hand. They are spicier. It's a better flavor. The color of your spit afterwards is an unnatural red color. That's where it's at.

 

Better flavor? Please. There is no flavor on the flaming hots. They are hot and that's it. I can get the same, or better flavor, dipping regular cheetos in Tabasco.

 

White cheddar Cheetos with Chipotle Tabasco!

 

Anyone else warm velveeta to dip their cheetos in?

 

OK how do we have so many phillistines picking Jalapeno cheetos? Missing the XX flamin hot option.

 

Jalapeño all the way. The rest are garbage including the new “street corn” ones. Was excited to try them, huge disappointment. Just taste like fake lime powder.

 

Obviously Original all the way. The rest are pretenders.

 

When I was a kid I would always take the puffs and wrap them around my front teeth then pretend I had huge lips.

What the heck is in that water you drink?

 

Bean dip

 

Don't you have old ladies in a park somewhere to beg for bread?

 

roasted barley malt and german hops.

 

I see the Cheetos convo is getting heated.

 

I'm just going to bed after working a random night shift and insecure because the jalapeño cheetos are aa hot as I care to have anything.

 

Don’t feel bad buddy. If you can handle those you have most Americans beat on the heat.

 

Anyone try this when it was available? May have to recreate it

 

the cheap cheeseballs have gotten even cheaper. Had to read the label to make sure these werent dog treats.

 

With so many people picking Jalapeno I’d say its mildly warm at best

 

Agree, but have the best flavor of the choices. Personally I don’t look for heat in my Kwiki mart snacks.

 

I vote for Hawkins Cheezies.

 

I had to google those, and they sound awful. Extruded cornmeal covered in powdered cheese?! No, I’ll stick with my Cheetos.