Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

My uncle won one in a poker game in Nam, Chester was his name. And he was as bad as us, they ended up having to put a lock on the fridge because Chester knew how to open it and would steal beers all day and be super sloppy by the end of the night. My uncle wanted to bring him back but he ended up catching his collar on a nail up in the rafters chasing flies and hung himself.

 

That’s how I want to go out.

 

Amazon has plenty but they don't qualify for prime shipping. They're probably stuck on some ship somewhere.

 

Being sloppy and chasing flies? I mean who wouldn’t!

 

That and catching my collar on a rafter nail

 

Sounds like a setup to me.

 

Laundry

Glad it made it! Apologies for my terrible chicken scratch handwriting.

 

you have 100 extra stickers laying around?!?!

Im interested. doesn't matter... I. Am. Interested.

 

Solid planning.

 

I appreciate the banter and comradery in this thread. I saw that I was a couple pages behind when I looked at my phone the other day, and I purposely didn't visit the thread so it could store up some more to help get me through my night shift at work. Goat suckers, phallic clams, a new terrorist in a tuxedo, beer, beer drinking monkeys, and grassy knoll implications regarding the death of one such monkey.... and stickers were in there somewhere too.

I love that a bunch of strangers on the internet can get together and show that all hope for humanity isn't lost, and if it is, at least the ride is gonna be a fun one!


@1lowlife that's a bummer about the thieves. Let us know how you like the Taco.

 

here, I edited it for you!

 

Takes threesome to a whole new level.

 

This is a few of them. I get so many stickers.

 

That smoking seagull!!
And you have the falling down sticker!

 

@gosolo i like this knife

 

They've already been photoshopped into position, but I can use these too

 

I’ve been slammed what TF happened to @1lowlife ???

 

caution dinosaur one is sweet @ToyoMafia

 

Cats stolen.

 

Meow!

 

Dirt bags stole his catalytic converter, and hacked up his Dirty Deeds muffler system.

 

Any information about it, or is that just a random internet picture?

 

We just figured you are a doctor. Thanks again!

 

That’s bull shit. I hate thieves.

 

Just a stupid insta please like me post.

 

But I'm a thief!

Mrs. Bandito said earlier today that I stole her heart. Then she asked me to do the dishes.

 

And Taquitos. I'll steal the shit out of some Taquitos. I have a reputation to live up to.