Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Are you sure your ready Dr Ray;
I had this bad ass calico cat named cally, for some reason I called her Clovis after watching this weird alien movie with my sister. I was maybe 11-14 at the time and went away to scout camp for a few weeks. When I came back Clovis was not there and sooner or later my mom decided to tell me the story of how one afternoon while I was gone, she heard this wretched noise in the back alley, to which she ran and scared a yote away with the cat halfway in its mouth. And then she chased it down the alley and into the wash with the cat still screaming.
I’ve tried to hit one with my old ranger with a prerunner bumper in the desert once and my buddy pulled the steering wheel as I almost demolished one, I almost punched him in the face.
I guess I could just go out in the desert and have some real fun with some, but my beef is with the ones that come into my hood.
I’m pretty good with a rock(another scouts story) so maybe I should start looking for good yote rocks…….

 

My eyebrows seem to grow better than any beard I attempt to grow. I'm turning 49 in a little more than a week and I found two eyebrow antennas in a week. WTF is up with that?!

 

Doesn’t Mrs. Bandito groom you anymore?

 

Some friends and I tried running em with our dirt bikes. Disconnected the throttle spring so we could use the right hand and still keep powered up. Kept the shotguns in scabbards down by the front fork. Never hit one. Had lots of fun. Occasionally got hurt a little, lol
Sorry about your cat.

 

A friend of mine in our old town swore a 6ft rattler lived under her house. I stalked that thing every day for two weeks. I would sit in the back of my truck armed with snakeshot and healthy dose of stupid hoping I'd find it. I planned on getting it made into a hatband and maybe a pair of boxer shorts (with the rattle in the front, of course). Never found it and then we had a huge flood so I'm pretty sure it floated off to another town.

 

Yeah, helps if there’s snow and your on a sled(snowmobile for you southerners) Slows em down but you can still go 60.

 

Realized I missed the "beard-off". It's hard for me to grow a real good one cuz sometimes for work I get a surprise "hey, you need to go to this plant plant requires no beard and/or any facial hair. Also the wife isn't a fan of it being super long. Something about a thigh rash or something. Idk. Girlfriend never seemed to mind

 

Nope, not after I told her I was going to kill a snake and get some rattler boxers. She didn't care for the "visual."

 

Some women just don't care for the "chaffing of the inner" thing. You should keep a bottle of Monkey Butt Powder in your fanny pack to slap on there when you are done.

 

We've never been a fan of bringing the baby items into the bed. Now cooking supplies/ingredients are a different story.
But...let me know if yall are coming for dinner so we can....prepare/clean/sanitize/etc

 

Have you looked into getting one of those UV sanitizing robots they use in hospitals?

 

I have officially realized I can’t keep up with my own thread. I keep seeing quotes that I never knew existed. I admit defeat

 

Dude. The thread is out of control so no worries. It's now a living breathing entity that exists without your input. It's a testament to your success! Which is awesome! That being said the thread is out of control

 

I saw them yesterday

 

We found that replacing sheets and mattresses was a lil cheaper

 

Yeah I set the bar high.

 

Folks used to look at me funny when I told em I was into wet stuff with paddles and rubber suits.

 

…..it was just white water canoeing

 

Probably down the dirty verde

 

Probably your best choice - there's always the chance of the robot ai deciding what you all are doing is more fun than cleaning and changing it's programming...

 

Hell yes it is! This morning, the thread rang my doorbell, kicked me squarely in the nuts when I answered the door, and stole my wallet!

 

That sounds like a pretty standard Tuesday at my house.

 

So that's why you wear the steel cod piece on Tuesdays!