Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Hi quality stuff right here.

 

We have gone head first into the mirror selfie section!


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Good stuff.
Nice shirt.

 

Chuck, let’s go to the judges…

 

and of course, after I have answered I get better ideas on how to explain it. I'm the guy that knows just what to say... 10 minutes too late.

 

likewise

 

The worst is when you think of the perfect burn…

later that night.

 

That'd be the norm for me.

 

Pretty much exactly what I was thinking

 

Well my grill decided to shit out on me tonight as I was getting ready to throw on some burgers. Pizza is the backup plan.

 

Where is everyone on this thread lately??

 

Beards? Should we have a beard off? Last years winter beard. I’m about a 1/3 of the way there now

 

Cold season and daylight savings time jacking everyone up

 

Nahh. Just stacking wood and doing chores, suppose to snow on Friday.

 

Sorry I was busy tonight chasing coyotes down alleys. My old lady took the boys and the pup to the park, and I got a random text “are you home?!”
“Yes, I’m pooping, what’s up?”
Apparently there was a coyote on the path that they were headed but changed coarse. I definitely have a score to settle with the species. So I got in my truck with a bat and went looking, I totally drove by it the first time around, I really don’t know how I missed it. So I parked and got out and hissed at it to bring it onto city property, it went down an alley and went pretty far, I went back to the truck and saw a guy with his camera out……..filming a different one(they always travel in pairs) to which I hissed and growled at it even louder. I watched it watch me at the next alley north, so I got in the truck and zoomed, he went into the next alley and I followed. He lost me in my alley because the neighbors had landscapers in the alley and he dipped into and probably jumped my next door neighbors wall, but then my one neighbors thought I was a meter reader, so the chase fizzled by time I was done talking to them about what I was doing hahah

 

You should have borrowed @gosolo ‘s semi auto rock. Could have taken down both in no time.

 

Sometimes even the hardcore crew needs a chill day

 

Best part is it opens beer

 

What’s the story behind the “score to settle…” with the ‘yotes?

 

I'm going to need to see the pile of empties as proof.

 

Special license required for this. We’re not just talking slingshots here, you know!

 

If you didn't live in the city, I'd recommend a .22 as a good truck gun for 'yotes.