Newest slight of hand from Ethos Car Care

I visited their website today. The 'mathematical smoke and mirrors' is so obvious. It's not even worth calling them out on it. Their FB page advertises their Ceramic (infused) Wax as "20X stronger than any wax or sealant".......I'm not even sure what that statement means. Even Chemical Guys isn't this misleading. I'll give the owner some credit.....he's a good salesperson.....could probably sell condoms to the Pope.

 

I’m assuming that means it will last at least ten years in harsh conditions on a daily driver. Shut this forum down guys. Nothing left to discuss since Ethos has a product that will last longer than most vehicles will. Maybe they should just make trucks out of their wax.

 

I'll try to give it some context...

[context]If a common car-nubba wax has 10 units of "Ooooo... shiny" then Ethos Common Core Math polish will has 200 units.[/context]

I'm ordering their Token Resistance polish in the 55 gallon drum quantity. That's a quantity discount of -5478 dollars over the sixteen ounce bottle.




Wait. What?

 

"common core math polish"............that cracked me up

 

You’re always there to help things make sense for us dullards.

 

C'mon, man...

I dont think any of yinz are dullards. I just needed a hook for my "Common Core Math polish" gag.