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  1. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:00 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Replace the doves with badass eagles and that's about right! LOL
     
  2. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:00 AM
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    SlickRick2013Tundra

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    My 10 just passes 2 years ago
     
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  3. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:01 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    I look at high school kids now and shake my head. LOL
     
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  4. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:09 AM
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    Thegr8punkin

    Thegr8punkin A G.D.M/Sofa King Cool/COTJ's dreamboat

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    I think I'm coming up on 2 years out lol
     
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  5. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:10 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Goes by FAST! Strap in and grab a brew!
     
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  6. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:11 AM
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    Thegr8punkin

    Thegr8punkin A G.D.M/Sofa King Cool/COTJ's dreamboat

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    To bad I can't buy my own yet...
     
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  7. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:13 AM
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    SlickRick2013Tundra

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    Oh man we are getting old lol my nephew is graduating this year I still remember changing his diapers
     
  8. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:17 AM
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    Spvrtan

    Spvrtan Amateur fabricator

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    I'm getting up there, too. I can't believe I'm turning 30 this Summer. My girlfriend is turning 26. I need to settle down and start a family soon -- beyond our doggie family.
     
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  9. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:17 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    One more year!!

    Right??
     
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  10. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:18 AM
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    Thegr8punkin

    Thegr8punkin A G.D.M/Sofa King Cool/COTJ's dreamboat

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    Only 6 more months!!!
     
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  11. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:18 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Feeling you. Just turned 34, wife is 31.....need to get it done! LOL
     
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  12. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:20 AM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Bout the time I started. #1 was born when I was 33.5
     
  13. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:31 AM
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    SlickRick2013Tundra

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    Same here I'll be 30 on Easter
     
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  14. Mar 28, 2017 at 11:38 AM
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    SlickRick2013Tundra

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    @Law323 haha my bad boss wasn't trying to throw you under the bus
     
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  15. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:06 PM
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    Heard the cool kids put tents on these.

     
  16. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:07 PM
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    Spvrtan Amateur fabricator

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    You heard correctly.
     
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  17. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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    Where and how much did you get this for?
     
  18. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:09 PM
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    Custom made for a buddy of mine. Relentless Fab has bed bars as a production item
     
  19. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:17 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Ain't no worries!!! My soldiers still march!! LOL
     
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  20. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    oh I get thrown under that bus by my wife daily....it's like a second home by now LOL
     
  21. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    And I'm crazy if I do....might as well do it! In for a penny, in for a pound!
     
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  22. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:19 PM
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    SlickRick2013Tundra

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    Then I guess you need to start a man cave under there lol
     
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  23. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:19 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    That's what I keep hearing....no wonder doc gets so mad......huh....
     
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  24. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:20 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Need a recliner. Already got the big screen set up!
     
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  25. Mar 28, 2017 at 12:23 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    They march on for a long time; problem is you don't want to be the dad that can't keep up with the kids later in life. It's a fine line . . .
     
  26. Mar 28, 2017 at 1:08 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    That's why I lift!! I work circles around teenagers even now. Social media and technology is softening them up!
     
  27. Mar 28, 2017 at 1:11 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Father time catches up to everyone Law, LOL. Always had 20/20 and now I have to push that paper a little further away so I can read it :rofl:
    So when you get home tell your wife you want to start making babies tonight!!! LOL
     
  28. Mar 28, 2017 at 1:17 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Oh I'm not saying time will never catch up with me! I'm just holding it off for as long as I can!!
    In all seriousness, I've seen so many elderly individuals make such a turnaround when they start to workout. This one 75 ish year old man and woman worked out together for 20 years and they are the healthiest elderly couple I've seen. They both run on the treadmill, lift weights (FREE WEIGHTS) and have so much energy. Then on the other hand (barring injury or sickness) I see others that are so sedentary and their quality of life nosedives. Some are only 60 and can barely walk across the room.
    My goal is to be completely independent and healthy at age 80 and 90. I want to be able to play with my grandkids and great grandkids (not at the same pace, but do want to enjoy them at the same time!) y'know?
     
  29. Mar 28, 2017 at 1:22 PM
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    Everyone should be able to do 10 pullups at least.. should be a life standard

    Sgt Hartman in FMJ was wrong for getting on Pyle for failure to not be able to do only 1.. part of me thinks if he did one Hartman would have been cool
     
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  30. Mar 28, 2017 at 1:28 PM
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    Shoot! I can't do 10 pullups.
     

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