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The Scottish national animal is a unicorn.

 

A platypus will inject poison from it's hind leg .

Pitohui is the only documented venomous bird.

Grandaddy Long Legs are not the most poisonous spider. That title goes to the Brazilian Wandering spider. Fact

A plasma cutter is roughly 3 times hotter than the surface of the sun. Fact

If you build it.... they will come

If you don't know where your going, it's a good chance you'll end up in a place you've never been.

And finally, if I had one 19" I would be in porn, my stage name would be Buck Naked.

 

The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime

 

The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world

 

Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows

 

The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles

 

Insanity is inherited.

you get it from your kids.

 

George W. Bush was once a cheerleader

 

here you go @ColoradoTJ

Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States

 

Serenity now! Insanity later! Hahaha

 

not sure if this translates over too well, in Romanian we sometimes refer to the toilet as the Buddha. not sure why, its just a says, i'm sitting on the buddha, i'm praying to the buddha, meaning you're taking a mondo duke.

the other day i was at the gym pool with my buddy doing laps and during a pause we were BSing and somehow the topic of bowel movements came up. i have great BM, about 3 in the morning and maybe another one or two in the evening. life is great.
To which he says, you were praying to the buddha, i said nope. the buddha was praying i stop!

hope that made some sense. it was funny. laugh dammnit!

 

my kids are having the childhood that I always dreamed of.

On cooking, i've got two pork bellies, with skin curing in the fridge, one week salt/garlic/paprika cure, then I will boil them in wine until the skin is soft. then hang to dry, then in the smoker! damn that is something to die for.
Today we are heading down south to buy some more meat for Sunday, we'll have some people over and i'm going to be grilling it up.
Wish you could be closer to join us!

 

My my momma says dat alligators are mad because dey got allllll dem teef but no toof brush.

 

Lmao. No, I painted the statement, "eat mor chiken" I think he appreciated it.

 

Nnnniiiiicccceeee!!

 

Years ago my mother-in-law had a terrible accident on a toilet too. She had the worst goose egg I've ever seen. Her whole forehead was a goose egg.

 

every year about 235,000 people over age 15 visit emergency rooms because of injuries suffered in the bathroom, and almost 14 percent are hospitalized.

 

Isn't the distillery in a dry county? Maybe it's okay for the employer to gift the item. Might you know more on how this works?

 

If you go without sleep long enough, you can begin to have visual hallucinations. I'm sure that there are other hazards as well.

 

May 29th is officially put a pillow on your fridge day.

 

Fabrication fact. The diameter of your pilot drill bit should be the same thickness as the web of your final drill bit. This takes the pressure off the point of your bigger drill bit, and also keeps your bit from "walking".

 

Best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.