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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ColoradoTJ, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. Jan 25, 2017 at 1:08 PM
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  2. Jan 25, 2017 at 1:11 PM
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    and SNAP so you can buy food to survive the winters up there.
     
  3. Jan 25, 2017 at 1:16 PM
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    Colorado Springs Utilities owns a house up there so the water shed caretaker can afford to live there year round.
     
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  4. Jan 25, 2017 at 1:38 PM
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    Oh Ron, you and I would so get along as neighbors.
     
  5. Jan 25, 2017 at 1:57 PM
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    We'll It's only January, so 11 more to go.
     
  6. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:00 PM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    For you... I eat 4x more fast food than the average person, sooooo...... 44 more pubes to go for me.
    :hungry:
     
  7. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:16 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    You get to eat and floss at the same time.......

    Too much?
     
  8. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:17 PM
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    That the right hand does 44% of the typing. What else would we think of it? ;)
     
  9. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:17 PM
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    My girlfriend said she wished I had a 19 inch penis. I said I wasn't going to fold it in half for anybody.
     
  10. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:21 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    You're right, you're right. My minds just in the gutter constantly.....:anonymous: LOL
     
  11. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:21 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Good luck getting that 19 incher up without a crane, a bottle of viagra and jack stands! LOL
     
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  12. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:56 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    ‘Penis Fencing’ is a scientific term for the mating ritual between flatworms. It involves two flatworms attempting to stab the other flatworm with their penis
     
  13. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:58 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    You cannot snore and dream at the same time
     
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  14. Jan 25, 2017 at 2:59 PM
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    So many jokes from this. Must. Keep. Thread. Clean :mad:
     
  15. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:00 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born
     
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  16. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:05 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby
     
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  17. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:09 PM
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    copying and pasting information from google does not make you any smarter.
     
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  18. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:12 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    LOL but it DOES make for good reading sometimes!!
     
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  19. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:13 PM
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    Man, when I saw a documentary on that, that's one case of penis envy I don't have! LOL
     
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  20. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:14 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Try that in the south, you'd end up an eunuch with a bad case of lead poisoning!

    Fact.
     
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  21. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:19 PM
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    86% of all Yugos sold are still....sitting by the side of the road.
     
  22. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:20 PM
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    Wynnded What MPG...

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    I see what you did there. lol
     
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  23. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:20 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Any smarter?? Dose is actually spelled "does" not "dose". How's that for a fact?
     
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    WHITE is the most popular color of vehicle sold in the USA! :stirthepot:
     
  25. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:22 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    That one was for you brother!! LOL
     
  26. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:24 PM
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    The R and the M noted under the octane reading at the gas pumps (R+M)/2 stands for "Research" and "Mechanical".
     
  27. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:26 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale
     
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  28. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:27 PM
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    Whoa guy. Don't get all pissy over one letter being out of place
     
  29. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:28 PM
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    I agree. I was just joking around
     
  30. Jan 25, 2017 at 3:29 PM
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    People misinterpret tone on posts. Fact.
    :rofl:
     

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