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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 18, 2020 at 7:31 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Bummer. Hope you feel better. I gonna go to bed and try to die. I'd suggest the same for you.:boom:
     
  2. Feb 18, 2020 at 8:22 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I heard another round of the flu is going around. Hope you both get better soon.

    The family and I just spent 3 days running around Disneyland and Universal Studios. I cannot for the life of me figure out how one of us is not sick.
     
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  3. Feb 18, 2020 at 8:30 AM
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    Black@Blue19 Old Salt

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    Door sills black WeatherTech, spray on bedliner, side steps, Katzkin Black Leather with matching Ram stitching, door latch protectors, PPF door edges, door cups
    ^^^^^. Policy change???
     
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  4. Feb 18, 2020 at 5:16 PM
    GODZILLA

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    My bad. I guess that wasn't clear. I'm not sick, just dead tired.
     
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  5. Feb 18, 2020 at 5:31 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Finally my Friday. The last of my nightshifts for a month, so I just have to get through the next 12 hours. :D Gonna go out of state and visit some family and friends this set of days off.
     
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  6. Feb 19, 2020 at 9:56 AM
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  7. Feb 19, 2020 at 9:59 AM
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  9. Feb 21, 2020 at 4:15 AM
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    That "real feel" ain't no lie. It is freezing outside. You know it's cold when stepping on the snow sounds like you're walking on styrofoam.

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  10. Feb 21, 2020 at 11:27 AM
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    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    Geezus!!! How do you do it? So cal girl here, born and raised. Anything below 60 and my teeth are chattering.
     
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  11. Feb 21, 2020 at 1:36 PM
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  12. Feb 21, 2020 at 2:09 PM
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  13. Feb 21, 2020 at 2:30 PM
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  14. Feb 21, 2020 at 4:06 PM
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    No OT allowed these days, so it was a six hour day and not a minute longer. It was 55 degrees outside and sunny so opened the back window and sunroof on the way home. HVAC off and heated seat cranked. Jammed my “Energy” playlist and ran the stink out of the truck in tow/haul azz mode.

    Picked up the most beautiful woman (ie da wife) and went for a late lunch...
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    Happy Friday!
     
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  15. Feb 21, 2020 at 5:17 PM
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    TRUCK GANG!
     
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  16. Feb 21, 2020 at 8:51 PM
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  17. Feb 22, 2020 at 9:54 AM
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    Anything over 70-72 and I'm cooking to death. I hate the cold, but at least it's not hot. :p
     
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  18. Feb 24, 2020 at 11:03 AM
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    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Truck is dropped off for 5.29 gears, Auburn LSD and steering rack bushings. Saturday cannot get here fast enough.
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  19. Feb 26, 2020 at 12:43 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  20. Feb 26, 2020 at 1:59 PM
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    Of course, as soon as I'm sick (stupid cold) my gym buddy hits me up and wants to go tonight. :annoyed: She hasn't hit me up since we got our memberships, so I am going to show up even if I'm dead:curls:, but the timing could be better.
     
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  21. Feb 27, 2020 at 7:34 AM
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    Well, the gym was fun last night. Holy cow, do I feel it today, and not the typical gym sore either. The exertion while sick was stupid, and I am paying for it today. 10/10 would do it again though. Might even go again tonight.
     
  22. Feb 27, 2020 at 8:00 AM
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    Me after leg day.

     
  23. Feb 27, 2020 at 8:14 AM
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    Definitely. Feel like wet noodles.
     
  24. Feb 27, 2020 at 12:01 PM
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    Just ate the most unappetizing meal I've seen from Nutrisystem. Their Creamy Chicken and Broccoli Pasta..... It's the usual microwave dinner type stuff; nuke for a couple minutes, stir, nuke another minute. The problem is that when I pulled it out of the microwave to stir it the "alfredo sauce" had a color and consistency that was not appetizing. Looked like the "sauce" came out of a heavily used condom. :puke:

    After nuking it for the additional minute it changed and looked fine, but that initial image made it impossible to enjoy the food.
     
  25. Feb 27, 2020 at 12:24 PM
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    FIFY
     
  26. Feb 28, 2020 at 3:47 AM
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  27. Feb 28, 2020 at 5:17 AM
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    Spruced up the forklift this morning.

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  28. Feb 28, 2020 at 5:19 AM
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  29. Feb 28, 2020 at 5:29 AM
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    I think the avatar you have now would’ve looked better on the decals.
     
  30. Feb 28, 2020 at 5:29 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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