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  1. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:03 PM
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    Alright.... come on COWBOYS
     
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  2. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:04 PM
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    Who? Watching a western movie?
     
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    Oops
     
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  4. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:07 PM
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    Yeah he dared me to even try it. Bet I would not get out of granny gear!
     
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  5. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:07 PM
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    Drove stuff very similar to that for a bit over 3 years, and I swear, every prius I met was driven by some suicidal asswipe.:mad:
     
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    Not allowed on here so looks like he’s stayin in jail! :rofl:
     
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  8. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:11 PM
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    Try a Prius driver in SoCal! :facepalm:
     
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  9. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:11 PM
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    This is my 40th year......
     
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  10. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:12 PM
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    Good Lawd Harv!! How do you not have road rage?? I’ve been at my career 28 yrs listening to dang attorneys talk all dang day and I’m done! o_O
     
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  11. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:12 PM
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    I honestly loved/miss driving the trucks, but I was working for an absolutely horrible boss. Had to get out of that department.
     
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  12. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:16 PM
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    I ran out of whipped topping.... cottage cheese is a suitable substitute :)20191205_191456.jpg
     
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  13. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:17 PM
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    Sorry to hear! All I hear is Screenshot_20191205-191549_Google.jpgwhen they speak!
     
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    Oh trust me that’s what I hear too!!! I still have a conscience and fingers automatically write, so I still listen :angrygirl:
     
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  15. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:20 PM
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    I will check in later on you guys. Daughter came in from out of town for beer and wings for birthday dinner!!
     
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    I couldn't do your job.... if someone slows me down, so be it. I get paid by the hour
     
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    Awesome! Enjoy your day!
     
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    Are you a stenographer?
     
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    Yep.
     
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    Yes sir always fun when she comes back home. We get in trouble. Harv @Racingjohndeere55 gonna need you to muster up extra bail money.
     
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    Last time I was in court, was when a friend became naturalized. That was a good day !
     
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    Lol that's why I have emergency stash
     
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    Other than jury duty that should be the only reason you go to court!
     
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    Have fun Noble!
     
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    Only ever got called once.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Not that I want you to lose your job or anything, but I've always wondered why that position is still around when they can just record the trial.
     
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    Because as one human i can transcribe a trial by myself and i can better distinguish the spoken word live on the fly as it happens than anyone listening on tape.
    Ever hear a tape when people talk over each other? Try it! I wouldn’t...
     
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    There are other reasons. I am there every day!
     
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    Also, you ever see closed captioning of live or sports programs? We do that...
     
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