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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:18 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Good Morning Tundras.
     
  2. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:19 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Yeah I bet that does make it a little inhospitable out there :oops:
     
  3. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:19 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    :wave:
     
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  4. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:26 AM
    T500

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    mum taking Bezerk at the moment, that’s almost done and it’s back to Moonshot
     
  5. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:33 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    None of the restaurants in the airport are open yet, but they are all cooking. The whole terminal smells like bacon and I'll be boarding the plane before they start selling :(
     
  6. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:42 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Safe travels Holden.
     
  7. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:45 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    You’ll also need a small mortgage to pay for food at the airport
     
  8. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:50 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Thank you Jim!
     
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  9. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:51 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    True story! I paid $6 for a bottle of water in dallas on the way out :bananadead:
     
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  10. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:00 AM
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    Morning Tundra gang!
     
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  11. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:04 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  12. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:04 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  13. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:20 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning all

    Hope you have a great day.
     
  14. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:29 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Just saw my ESP long box is shipping this week instead of later this month. :thumbsup:
     
  15. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:33 AM
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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  16. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:35 AM
    Pinay

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    So you can eat airplane food! :(
     
  17. Dec 5, 2019 at 4:41 AM
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    I’d rather go hungry :rofl:
    Starbucks finally opened and I got in there before the line was 800 people long :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:03 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  20. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:03 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE
     
  21. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Safe travels.
     
  22. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm......




















    LET'S GO COWBOYS????
    :anonymous:
     
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  23. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mario!
     
  24. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kyle!
     
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  25. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:21 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Daughter is playing hooky again today so she can hunt with Dad. She's catching up on sleep. She has her Milwaukee heated jacket on high and is as snug as a bug in a rug. LolMVIMG_20191205_081621.jpg
     
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  26. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:21 AM
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    Mornin all. I'm home, the wife is in Tennessee and was rubbing elbows with the Nascar drivers last night in Nashville..... :(
     
  27. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:24 AM
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    Good morning, Everybody. Hope this day finds you well. If it doesn't, and life has you down, just remember that eventually you get to die. :thumbsup:
     
  28. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning
     
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  29. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  30. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:28 AM
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    Is she just catching up on sleep, or is it a depression nap because you poached her buck?o_O
     

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