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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
  2. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:40 AM
    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

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    Exactly! Stupid.
     
  3. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:41 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Waiting on some wheels and tires myself.
     
  4. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:41 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Mine is top load. And works great, I mean washed cloths great. Just the instrument panel sucks and it was made to throw cloths in and go. I cant fill and soak cloths or anything like the old washers. AMD stupid lid has to be closed for it to run. And dont try switching it up after its started or it will drain and start over. Waste of water and soap.
     
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  5. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    So what did she get???:popcorn:
     
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  6. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:42 AM
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    I have the Kenmore. The only thing I don't like is I walk past them in the middle of the night heading to the head and I bump the dryer and turn it on. Then I have to turn on a light, clear the pushed button.....074.jpg
     
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  7. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:46 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Well..._We're_Waiting.jpg
     
  8. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Still waiting.IMG_20180927_064426.jpg
     
  9. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:58 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I know ppl talk about me. Between the ponytail and the beard. Then I see the totally unemployable and wonder...unemployable-8040224.jpg
     
  10. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:59 AM
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    Ugh!:angrygirl:
     
  11. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    If you were only closer.
     
  12. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:00 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Yup
     
  13. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:01 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    yeah, I got nothing for that.
     
  14. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:02 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I won't be in Wyoming until June to shoot Prairie dog.
     
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  15. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:02 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I do
     
  16. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:04 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Text some buddies and tell them you got some beer they'll show up.
     
  17. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:04 AM
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    If it really bothered my employer all I have to do is get a trim. No ink, no piercings.
     
  18. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:05 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    The guy with all the piercings and inks could only work at a circus.
     
  19. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:05 AM
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    How come no one does stuff like that here? I have a Miller mig welder that's itching to play!:welder:
     
  20. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:07 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    My brother's got a big Miller welder also but he knows how to play the game when I want to use it there just happens to be no wire in it so I have to buy a spool. I believe he takes it out. Lol
     
  21. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:14 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    :rofl:sounds like my brother in law
     
  22. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:17 AM
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    OMG:rofl::rofl::rofl:
    I was going to Cabelas, until I seen Santa arrives there today :(
    So I will go tomorrow...I hope you bunch of stinky butts stay home :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  23. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:23 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I'll do you one better. I'm 9000 miles away!
     
  24. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:27 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Typing song lyrics again. Damn, it's time to leave! 15 more minutes

    While she walks slowly
    Across a young man's room
    She said I'm ready, for you
    I can't remember anything
    To this very day
    'Cept the look, the look
    Oh, you know where
     
  25. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: let me know when you're going to be there so I can show up:D
     
  26. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:33 AM
    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

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    With the lights outs, it's less dangerous
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    I'm just stupid, and contagious
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
     
  27. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:37 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Nirvanna?
     
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    Well wish you was closer so you could fart in Cabelas!
     
  29. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:42 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    3rd weekend of yard cleanup. I swear I see another damn leaf fall onto my yard…….WTF?!!!!!!! damnit those freaking trees are doing it again.… dumping leaves onto my yard...

    Seriously I used to enjoy this crap, these days no longer...
     
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  30. Nov 16, 2019 at 10:45 AM
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    Around 6, after we bite stuff.
    If you show up, and fart beside me I'll drop to the floor and act like I am choking...maybe we can make the news:rofl:
     

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