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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    I agree on the washer and dryer. Mine suck! Bought brand new because they were cheap with sale and a buddies additional employee store discount. They work fine, but its little nuances about them that suck. I wont purchase Samsung appliances again.
     
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    I feel bad for some of the customers in Hobby Lobby. I didnt mean to do it, it just squeaked out. One little tiny fart. A lady came around the corner and walked right into it. She was yelling for Jesus to help her as she was gasping for air......:(
     
  3. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:03 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We're likely going with Speed Queen commercial grade washer and dryer when these Samsungs kick the bucket. Top load, all mechanical, easily serviceable, parts available everywhere. Basically the 1990's Chevy pickup of appliances. LOL
     
  5. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:06 AM
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    I have been talking to my wife in German. Makes all the ones speaking Spanish nervous :rolleyes:
     
  6. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:07 AM
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    :rofl:reckon I am going to hell! That's funny stuff!
     
  7. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:09 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Nice. I am thinking in next year or two I want out of this house and into something else. I love the house but no shop or garage. And not enough property to build. I am going to leave all these appliances here when I do and get better quality appliances.
     
  8. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:11 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I'm scared! I see one other pickup in the parkinglot and it looks like it in the employee part.20191116_120940.jpg
     
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    $150.00 at Walmart.
     
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    War Machine

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    I have no idea what a kid weighs.
     
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    Heck, you got em!! Albeit grown, more than I would know!!
    I carried an almost 1yr old the other day and I swear she was all muscle, felt like 80lbs in my arms!
     
  12. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:18 AM
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    Can I fit 66s without a lift?
    20191116_105549.jpg
     
  13. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes I was expecting them next week.
     
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  14. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:19 AM
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    And all in one drop! Fedex isn’t on their usual game today! :rofl:
     
  15. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:19 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:20 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :popcorn:
     
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  17. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:21 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek::facepalm:
     
  18. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:21 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's what she said! :D
     
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  19. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:24 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: Last weekend my wife made me go to Kohl's and I farted my son started yelling out loud hey everyone my Dad farted. You could hear the people snickering my wife couldn't help but start laughing.
     
  20. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:26 AM
    Prostar 190

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  22. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:28 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I was just reading it to my wife and told her she's not alone.
     
  23. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:29 AM
    Prostar 190

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    Kohl's got to let one rip in there.
     
  24. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:30 AM
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    Yeah, I will have to pick up the slack starting next year. After my baby boy is gone, I get to go shopping again. Fun times to be had by all.
     
  25. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:34 AM
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    Me either. I hate our Samsung washing machine. Always off balance, won't complete a wash cycle sometimes, and makes annoying noises. Is as if they never tested it to see if it would actually wash clothes. Insanity! The old style washing machines worked MUCH better.
     
  26. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:35 AM
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    I wasn't that brave. I sent her in by herself
     
  27. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:36 AM
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    Sounds like my mother in law! Always off balance, makes annoying noises.....
     
  28. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:37 AM
    Prostar 190

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    I had this same problem with a GE front load. We got rid of that piece of shit and went back to a top load.
     
  29. Nov 16, 2019 at 9:38 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    My biggest issue is you cant do anything. Lid has to be closed to fill. Cant change load size without starting over, it will literally drain and start over. The dryer is not bad but I still dont like the computer instrument panel. Live and learn. Be happy when they are gone
     
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    We used to set off stink bombs in crowded restrooms at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. The people would RUN out of there like their ass was on fire. It was hysterical!
     

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