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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 26, 2019 at 6:54 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Well that sucks.
     
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  2. Oct 26, 2019 at 6:57 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    I use “storm” lightly. Lol.
     
  3. Oct 26, 2019 at 6:59 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  4. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  5. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  6. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wrong house. Ring doorbell didn’t alert me.
     
  7. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning Panda!
    Morning Jim!!!
    Stay warm!
     
  8. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :monocle:

    Come on over bud.
     
  9. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:03 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  10. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:03 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning Bryan!
     
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  11. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:04 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning everyone!

    So, last night I made 2 friends! One told me I was a white girl (who fucking knew?!?! I thought I was a damn unicorn all this time!!). And the other kept making sexual propositions to me. Kept telling me "FUCK YOU!!" told him I had better offers and his girl might get pissed.

    Both were historical and fun to talk to. The more I agreed with them and stayed calm the more they screamed and yelled and either kept telling me I was a white girl (I was starting to get offended) it trying to fuck me (I don't know how many times someone needs to be told no before they get it :rolleyes:).
     
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  12. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:08 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    You are a unicorn, baby.

    upload_2019-10-26_8-7-59.png

    Don’t tell your boyfriend about us ;)




    :rofl:
     
  13. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:34 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Ever just want to do this?
     
  14. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:41 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    My wife doesn't have any


















    But we'll box it out
     
  15. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:47 AM
    marc32

    marc32 New Member

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    Morning Tundra familia! Hope everyone is having a good weekend.
     
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  16. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:47 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I love his books

     
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  17. Oct 26, 2019 at 7:50 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Didn’t you use his techniques to make me buy a Tundra? :monocle:
     
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  18. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:10 AM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    lovely, I land at 3:30pm Sunday
     
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  19. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:15 AM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    2"CB shackles, bushings and 1 shim, lockerdown console vault, rear folding seat back mod, snugtop shell with opening side windows, 46g fuel tank, SDHQ sliders and hidden winch, Decked Drawers, Alcan leaf springs and got rid of the interior chrome
    Pretty common and absolutely essential for localized construction remodeling and repairs. Important, obviously, to remove the covers after the work and cleanup is complete, but sometimes it gets forgotten. I’m not saying that this is the case. Just a possibility.
     
  20. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:15 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Bryan!
     
  21. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:17 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    I told the front desk this morning and they said the last person was likely smoking and it’s pretty commonplace. I know dust can trigger the alarm, but this place hasn’t been remodeled in a while. :rofl:
     
  22. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:24 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    We still haven't seen you use your snowman
     
  23. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:25 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    And a white one too
     
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  24. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:30 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    That sucks. Better to have a clean miss then a wounded animal. Reload and keep at it. Good luck.
     
  25. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:34 AM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    I’ve gotten pretty good reactions from saying, “I will be the best lay you’ve ever had “
     
  26. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:45 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Morning Jim! Have a good weekend!
     
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  27. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:50 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Oh well.... got thrown off the job. Told the inspector that he has " Ed Zackary" disease. His face looks ed zackary like his ass......:p:rofl:
     
  28. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:52 AM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Target has a t-shirt for Jose @COMiamiFan

    You wear a 4 or 6?
    20191026_083847.jpg
     
  29. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:53 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    LOL. More like XL. So go to the plus size section.
     
  30. Oct 26, 2019 at 8:54 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    You have a well built tundra. Good. To. Go.
     
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