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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:16 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    It's cheap insurance..... change it.
     
  2. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:17 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  3. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:17 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    FML!!!
     
  4. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:18 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  5. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:18 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    T100 going this go round anyways, Thanks again @Jim LE 1301
     
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  6. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:19 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Phone acting squirrely
     
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  7. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:19 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :(
     
  8. Oct 3, 2019 at 2:41 PM
    vl184009

    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    OMG, you gotta try the Lemon Zest, it is amazing!!
     
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  9. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ok then...... so our mail carrier passed us up cause lil Gemma barked her way towards him while I was cutting grass, he almost stomps her face in, Max gets in on the action and I snap my fingers at Max he tucks tail in goes back I to garage, I was very polite to carrier and apologetic, he totally ignores me, he continues he route and comes back in opposite direction, once again very polite and respectful and apologetic, not a response or glace at me, I said thank you have a nice day
     
  10. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:17 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Maybe he needs stomped in the face.
     
  11. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:19 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    What are your taxes used on? With the population you have, there is no way there should be toll roads. We have 1/3 the population and no road tolls. Its criminal in my opinion to pay taxes and pay to drive roads. But what do I know
     
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  12. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Government employee; they are usually bitter :rofl:
     
  13. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:29 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    15701417412071210930772.jpg
    2.3 pounds, really?!?!??
     
  14. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:34 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Was going to like, but I really don't. Our previous mailman carried milk bones, if dogs were out they got some. Our current one is worse than yours. If she has a package that won't fit in the mailbox, she throws it in the vicinity. Sometimes it's in the street.
     
  15. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:40 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We had several changes in carriers, one was a female who carried milk bones, Max knew at 3:30 whenever we were outside, he waited on front lawn facing the direction she came from, but she had a family emergency and has never came back
     
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  16. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:42 PM
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    Tried a new local place tonight called Mother Clucker :rofl:
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  17. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:44 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    What's the third ingredient?
     
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  18. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:46 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Love.
     
  19. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:48 PM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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  20. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:49 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That kind of funny. He was trained by USPS and now they're punishing him for that training.
     
  21. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:53 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    It’s called greed. They try to squeeze as much money here as possible
     
  22. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:54 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    mother clucker
    :rofl::rofl:
     
  23. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:56 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Philly Cheese Steaks with bacon, shrooms and peppers on garlic parmesan bread. 30 minutes and it was done. Got some steak fries as garnish.20191003_164649.jpg
     
  24. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:58 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  25. Oct 3, 2019 at 3:58 PM
    Tempest

    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    I could let you borrow Ms polly and see how he likes that! Lol
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  26. Oct 3, 2019 at 4:02 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    The taxes suck, the roads are horrible. I live mid-state , no natural gas, town water or sewer, garbage removal, volunteer fire department and ambulance. My property and school taxes are $14,000.00 a year
     
  27. Oct 3, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    Pinay

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    Thank you for complying with the obligatory food pic. Unreported.

    Carry on.
     
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  28. Oct 3, 2019 at 4:20 PM
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    It did look nice! Well maintained.
     
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  29. Oct 3, 2019 at 4:23 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Damn, maybe you should move to Virginia :D
     
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  30. Oct 3, 2019 at 4:28 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Dude that's out right robbery!!
     
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