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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 20, 2019 at 12:38 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    The rest of us got nothing because you got it all.
     
  2. Sep 20, 2019 at 12:41 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    :frusty::jellydance:
     
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  3. Sep 20, 2019 at 12:45 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  4. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:18 PM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Heights anyone? 3 poor guys drew short straws for some 250ft flare tip service.

    20190920_145833.jpg
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  5. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:19 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I am good. But thanks for the offer.
     
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  6. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:23 PM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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  7. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:24 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Ditto
     
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  8. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:30 PM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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  9. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:33 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Well, you've always been good handling tips :rofl:
     
  10. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:33 PM
    Padj

    Padj Life is what happens when you're making plans

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    Antonio Brown has been cut by the Patriots.
     
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  11. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:34 PM
    Tempest

    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    LMAO!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  12. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:34 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :eek2:
     
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  13. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:36 PM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    Too hard to explain here but I'll do my best to summarize.

    The camper life isn't as glorious as the Instalanders and Influencers say it is. Working on the road has taken the joy out of the outdoors for me. And, some sh**ty situations have come up in the last couple of weeks and I just need a break. I could also use a little money to cover unexpected expenses

    I'll be back in a camper down the road
     
  14. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:39 PM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  15. Sep 20, 2019 at 1:47 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
  16. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:04 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    Next spring, Tee ball to start. Swimming lessons coming up though.
     
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  17. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:20 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Tundras at my buddies shop. Mine and his are next to each other. 20190920_140538.jpg 20190920_140600.jpg 20190920_140817.jpg 20190920_140828.jpg
     
  18. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:20 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    That triggers my Trypophobia.
     
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  19. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:34 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    I love heights, I've thought about getting my rigging certification and learning how to fix cell towers but don't love traveling so much for work
     
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  20. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:42 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    I'm so afraid of heights that I like working in a ditch
     
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  21. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:43 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Agnes Moorehead..... why?
     
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  22. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:45 PM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    My stopnomoremoneyphobia kicked in!
     
  23. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:45 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Yup. Good reason
     
  24. Sep 20, 2019 at 2:47 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Anatidaephobia.......
     
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  25. Sep 20, 2019 at 3:15 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  26. Sep 20, 2019 at 3:22 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    Just cause, we were actually telling our pro cashier she looks like her, LOL oh damn did we get the evil eye LOL
     
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  27. Sep 20, 2019 at 3:37 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Seriously y’all?
    B8EFF86F-2393-4501-985F-34CDFCB245D9.jpg
     
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  28. Sep 20, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Totally works. But only if the northern hemisphere does it. Tell him you cant because you're in the southern hemisphere.
     
  29. Sep 20, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Looking good! Got a big date tonight?
     
  30. Sep 20, 2019 at 3:40 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I guess now you’re gonna tell me you’re a round-earther.
     

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