What’d ya see broken down on the side of the road today?

The family and I camp a lot during the summer and travel I-70 and U.S. 285 a ton to get there. Pretty steep grades, especially I-70. I like to count the number of broken down piece-of-shit Fords, Dodges and Ram trucks I see on the way and mention to my wife how none are ever Yotas, anybody else wanna play?

This past weekend from Westminster, CO. To Buena Vista, CO. about 200 miles round trip I saw:
1. 6-8” Lifted Ford towing a lifted triple axle camper, hood up on the dirt road.

2. Newer 2015+ Dodge Ram towing a double axle camper up I-70, hood up and smoking on the side of the road.

 

I passed by a shop yesterday and all that was in it was a Ford, 2 Chevys and a Dodge.