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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 3, 2019 at 12:20 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Afternoon Dave
     
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  2. Jul 3, 2019 at 12:20 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Afternoon Don
     
  3. Jul 3, 2019 at 12:21 PM
    Leo's first

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    More of a “fanny pack” fan? :p
     
  4. Jul 3, 2019 at 12:55 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Never tried that, I’ll have to. Anything Reese’s is the shit though!
     
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  5. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:04 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    #SixtyCentsFuelPoints
     
  6. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:04 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I like my coffee like I like my slaves.

    Free.
     
  7. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:06 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Factually speaking... then they aren't really slaves, are they?
     
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  8. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:14 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I concede that the joke does not hold up under scrutiny.
     
  9. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:16 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    :rimshot:
     
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  10. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:22 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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  11. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:23 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Didn’t even get to race. He was screwing with his phone and missed the light.
     
  12. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:24 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    He showed up to the meeting in the new car he just got yesterday....:annoyed:
     
  13. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:32 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Time for a cold one
     
  14. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:33 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    One of our branches in Austin had a guy murder his wife on his lunch break a while back, and went back to work.
     
  15. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:36 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    That's dedication. Hope he was promoted.
     
  16. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:40 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :eek:

    As is nothing had happened...
     
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    His alibi fell apart since he was in a company vehicle. The gps recorded his movements, which led the police to where he disposed of the body.
     
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Yep.
     
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    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Dude :eek2: :rofl:
     
  20. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:40 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    He should have driven a Tundra; they have no technology :crapstorm:
     
  21. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:41 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:

    Yeah I know.
     
  22. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:42 PM
    T500

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    :rofl:
     
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    War Machine

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    He was actually a delivery driver. Swung by the house, killed his wife, hid the body, and went back on his route.
     
  24. Jul 3, 2019 at 1:51 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    At least he got paid for the day
     
  25. Jul 3, 2019 at 2:11 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Out of the blue today the car salesman that I bought my Tundra from gave me a call. I bought the Tundra 5 years ago. I've actually purchased 3 trucks from the guy over the years. Anyways they got in a Attitude Blaaaaaaack 2014 Limited DC w/TRD package as trade in. I figured what the hell. I've got the day off. It had 104K. My 07 is at 99,650ish. Asking price was $27K. Salesman wanted to let me take it for a test drive. I didn't make it that far. The cab with black interior was too f:censored:g hot!!! No way....I'm not a fan of black anyways. I liked the NAV and all that, like the controls on the steering wheel but I just couldn't justify the potential deal. Not really gaining anything. My 07 is coming along nicely mod wise and almost paid off. Several more years of truck payments??? For what??? I'm home now. :burnrubber:
     
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  26. Jul 3, 2019 at 2:27 PM
    T500

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  27. Jul 3, 2019 at 2:33 PM
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  28. Jul 3, 2019 at 2:33 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    The Limited interior is super nice though. A very nice trim level...but ....the....chrome!!! The salesman just left me a message. He still wants to do a deal. Really wants my truck apparently but no dice....unless price dropped considerably and that won't happen.
     
  29. Jul 3, 2019 at 2:37 PM
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  30. Jul 3, 2019 at 2:53 PM
    War Machine

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    I wonder how that worked. I’ll have to ask HR.
    I had a delivery guy get busted in one of those Catch a Predator type things a few years ago, but at least he clocked out first.
     

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