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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 10, 2016 at 10:35 AM
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    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    Wtf is a "tactical dildo"?
     
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  2. Nov 10, 2016 at 10:36 AM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    I will need an answer to that also...
     
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  3. Nov 10, 2016 at 10:43 AM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    ...but.....ummm..... how exactly does that work??
     
  4. Nov 10, 2016 at 11:19 AM
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    dcsleeper408

    dcsleeper408 BASTRDS

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    ^ LOL. just noticed that.. Nice Erik!
     
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  5. Nov 10, 2016 at 11:26 AM
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    14tundra

    14tundra On Wisconsin!

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    in what order do you use such a weapon...lol 1. Shoot 2. F*&% 3. Kill ?
     
  6. Nov 10, 2016 at 11:29 AM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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    It's some random page I follow on instagram... it's posts random stuff
     
  7. Nov 10, 2016 at 11:51 AM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    See now this one I understand
     
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  8. Nov 10, 2016 at 12:03 PM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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    This is the homepage for the Instagram page... random stuff

     
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  9. Nov 10, 2016 at 1:16 PM
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    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Some suspension tweaks
    Yep, the stock 'squishy' shocks are the black Tokico, the TRD "Off Road" are the yellow Bilsteins, and these red are the TRD 'Performance' Bilsteins.
    http://parts.toyotaofcoolsprings.com/index.php?p=catalog&mode=scat&scatgrp=trd&scatsubgrp=suspension
     
  10. Nov 10, 2016 at 1:48 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    @GNTundra, if you remove the pic, it looks like I'm saying I don't know how a dildo works.... :laser:
     
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  11. Nov 10, 2016 at 2:48 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    So you don't know how a dildo works neither?
     
  12. Nov 10, 2016 at 7:11 PM
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    831Tun

    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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  13. Nov 10, 2016 at 9:49 PM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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    I picked up my rims today... I'll try and post some pics of them either tomorrow or Saturday
     
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  14. Nov 10, 2016 at 10:50 PM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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    Hers a little teaser shit
     
  15. Nov 11, 2016 at 4:39 AM
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    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Some suspension tweaks
    Yes, there are complete front and rear kits that lower the truck slightly. Those kits includes springs.
    I didn't change my rear springs and I'm replacing my stock fronts labeled as "W/O Off road pkg" with the factory springs labeled as "W/ Off road pkg".
    I don't dune hop or mud run this truck, it's mostly highway with an occasional venture down some dirt fire roads. I was told for my "spirited" highway driving these red shocks will make the truck feel nicely planted.
     
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  16. Nov 11, 2016 at 6:22 AM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Lol. You must have an iPhone and it learned the way you want words spelt. Mine has "re-learned" too. :hattip:
     
  17. Nov 11, 2016 at 7:20 AM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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    Yea I do have an iPhone and it has relearned a lot of words.. me phone almost went through the wall yesterday because I was trying to write juggy and it kept changing to buggy or huffy
     
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  18. Nov 11, 2016 at 7:47 AM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Happy Veterans Day to all of our service members active and retired. Thank you for your sacrifice day in and day out. I enjoyed my day off with a little morning trout fishing. SaluteIMAG1986.jpgIMAG1987.jpgIMAG1989.jpgIMAG1988.jpgIMAG1990.jpg
     
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  19. Nov 11, 2016 at 9:37 PM
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    SuperSilverTundra

    SuperSilverTundra i didnt pull up i Landed

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    Painting my engine cover

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  20. Nov 12, 2016 at 7:21 AM
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    Sixpack New Member

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    This just happened, TRD CAI easy 30 minute install...

     
  21. Nov 12, 2016 at 12:45 PM
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    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    When the girlfriend has to smoke outside of the new truck....IMG_20161112_134347.jpg
     
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  22. Nov 12, 2016 at 3:35 PM
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    joonbug

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    Definitely ain't no smoking in the truck
     
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  23. Nov 12, 2016 at 3:41 PM
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    Quit smoking in 2005. Best decision ever.
     
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  24. Nov 12, 2016 at 4:53 PM
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    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Yup quit in 2006, your right Sean best decision ever! And definitely no smoking in the truck!
     
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  25. Nov 12, 2016 at 5:53 PM
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    1G3-TRD New Member

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    I only smoke in my truck when I'M ON FIRE
     
  26. Nov 12, 2016 at 6:26 PM
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  27. Nov 13, 2016 at 6:42 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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  30. Nov 13, 2016 at 10:03 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Seen this beauty leaving range. First time I have seen a Pro close up. Badass fo sho. IMAG2000.jpg
     

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