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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:22 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning
     
  2. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:24 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  3. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  4. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Adam!
     
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  5. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:34 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Good morning, everyone!
     
  6. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:34 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Good morning Ron!
     
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  7. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:35 AM
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  8. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:43 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  9. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning Jim
     
  10. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:51 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Yes ma'am they did!
     
  11. Jun 24, 2019 at 5:51 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  12. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:02 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I knew you were going down 81. I passes a tundra pulling a boat. Didnt know if it was you
     
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  13. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:11 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Good morning all. Last week of vacation aka unemployment. I gave my boss notice that if my truck wasn't done this weekend I would be leaving for another job. I don't want to, but I will have to. I'd be ok if it wasn't for them pesky bills. Had a good time visiting with friends over the weekend. I dont know if I believe it or not, did the math and figured the truck was getting over 18 mpg out and 19.6 back. That's at an average of over 70mph. I also noticed that my speedometer is reading two mph faster than I'm actually traveling. I don't know if that makes a difference or not. Maybe one of you math wiz can tell me. The only thing I did was had the tonneau cover off and my gas can holder in. It's a 2x8 with a 2x4 on top across the bed. It's a beautiful day in Pennsylvania!
     
  14. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:11 AM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    Mornin everyone, best part about working second shift is waking up early and having a few beers while theres still 4 hours until the shift startsIMG_20190624_090732.jpg
     
  15. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:12 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    No boats for me Harv, just Camaro's. :D
    At least not yet, maybe when I move south.
     
  16. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:14 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    That's Mr. Ornery Shit to you:p:rofl::boink:
     
  17. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:15 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    That's about the only "car" I would own. And not a new one
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    I will remember that !!!!:D
     
  19. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:26 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Me thinks I just opened a can of worms:burp:
     
  20. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:35 AM
    marc32

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    Good morning Tundra Clan.

    Ahem morning Mr. Ornery Shit! @Racingjohndeere55
    Omg couldn’t resist so funny!

    Harv, sorry about the unemployment. I know people down here that’s always looking for drivers. If you ever want to venture down here.
     
  21. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:38 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    With almost 40 years of big truck driving under my belt, they are looking for me. I had a guy call me out of the blue and wants me to work for him. He is a half mile from where I work now. Nice trucks too. 379 Pete's and w900 kw.. I love a truck with a hood so long it's got it's own zip code
     
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  22. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:45 AM
    marc32

    marc32 New Member

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    Excellent Harv, glad that is going your way.

    On that note aren’t we all excited for the 90 degree heat wave and high humidity this week? Woohoo looking forward to multiple showers while wearing my clothes....lol
     
  23. Jun 24, 2019 at 6:46 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Make sure ya got a bar of soap with ya kill two birds with one stone. Wash you and your clothes at the same time
     
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  24. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Pat!
     
  25. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:02 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Don
     
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  26. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:03 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
  27. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:03 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Morning Stew!
     
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  28. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:04 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Bree! Glad you had a good time!
     
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  29. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:04 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Dave
     
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  30. Jun 24, 2019 at 7:05 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Morning Ron!
     
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