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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:11 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    On my way...
     
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  2. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:12 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Grilled burgers give me the diarrhea.
     
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  3. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:15 PM
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    I laughed too hard at this comment
     
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  4. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:25 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I do that over here in the sand and the rocks.
     
  5. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:30 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I would but the diarrhea...
     
  6. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:30 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nah. We'll have something better in 3 ceegars.
     
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  7. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:31 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Dey is.
     
  8. Jun 13, 2019 at 12:51 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    I cant say I've had one, but they sound good!
     
  9. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:06 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Her first time in it !!!
    Oh believe me I was!
    Boots squished all the way home! Thank goodness it's only 2 blocks :)
     
  10. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:07 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Thanks for sharing that!
     
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  11. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:09 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    He's mentioned it before. Only happens with burger, no other meat.
     
  12. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:10 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I do it hoping that someone thinks I'm off my nut and sends me home.
     
  13. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:15 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Remember M*A*S*H ????
     
  14. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:33 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek:
     
  15. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:33 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Does that mean he's dressing up as Grumpy Aunt?
     
  16. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :worthless:
     
  17. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:35 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  18. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:35 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hey Jason the shitters broke you want to come over for some grilled burgers?:rofl:
     
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  19. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:36 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Denise if you were in the water today your freaking nuts!
     
  20. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:37 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  21. Jun 13, 2019 at 1:39 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Ok :rofl:
    only to above my knees, it was cold :eek:
    My feet are still cold
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    @Prostar 190 tell ya what. There is no way that poor boy survived water this cold.
    2 people in a couple days, makes me look at the river a whole lot different :(
     
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    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Going to require surgery, but we can push it back until after baseball and summer camp are done
     
  24. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:10 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Yeeeeah, I dont want to take that far. :D
     
  25. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:18 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    So ya'll are older and wiser than me, I missed my loan payment on the 9th due to excess expenditures on my end. The credit union I'm going through confirmed my payment today as yesterday was payday but there's no sign that its gone through or even processing in my bank account. should I be worried and calling my bank and the credit union first thing in the morning or should I be okay and just wait to see if the money ever moves from my account?
     
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  26. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:20 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    And show off my sloth like ninja skills...
     
  27. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:21 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Should be OK to wait and see. Missing by a few days wont trigger the repo man nor come out on your credit score. Just might trigger a late payment fee that's all.
     
  28. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:25 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    They did call and leave a message but when I tried to call it on my break today it wouldn't even connect to the number. I'm not worried too much about credit as this is the first time I've been late on a payment but my very generous mother cosigned for me because I had no credit. I'm worried it would affect her more than me
     
  29. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:33 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Yep!!:worthless:
     
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  30. Jun 13, 2019 at 2:42 PM
    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    I dont mind Grants! Ive always had a hood time there. I lived in the South Valley of Albuquerque for years. Ive never had no real problems in either.
     
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