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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 1, 2019 at 1:48 PM
    Tundrablue

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  2. Jun 1, 2019 at 1:49 PM
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    It's good, but one of those things where if you eat too much the flavor gets really overbearing.
     
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  3. Jun 1, 2019 at 1:52 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Good afternoon Tundras! Got the lawn mowed just in time too!EE1A2785-D5A1-4771-8BE3-243CF71E2610.jpg

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  4. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:00 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Wish my lawn was that smooth. I need a skid steer and about 40 ton of topsoil
     
  5. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:02 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Trust me, it’s not smooth. Looks good though!
     
  6. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:03 PM
    Tundrablue

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    I still can’t do 15 mph on my zero turn!
     
  7. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:07 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    But your down to where you can spread sand to smooth it out
     
  8. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:13 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I need to get rid of a bunch of small trees, under 8" and one red oak that is about 3' at the bottom. Rock removal and spread top soil. Move some top soil that is there and flatten a couple areas. Do a little driveway work on the neighbors drive, remove a hedgerow from between our property and smooth out her back yard. I got the dump truck need to find the skidsteer.
     
  9. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:44 PM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Afternoon to you Dave!
     
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  10. Jun 1, 2019 at 2:45 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Sounds like you have your work cut out for you! Little bit at a time and it’ll get done!
     
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  11. Jun 1, 2019 at 3:15 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Heck yeah! Smoke em if ya got em!!!
     
  13. Jun 1, 2019 at 3:38 PM
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    Holy crap! That's not a yard that's a park!!!:)
    Omg 40 ton!!!!
    :rofl:My new lawn mower only goes fast if I run :rofl:
     
  14. Jun 1, 2019 at 3:45 PM
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    Damn...now that’s nice yard.....but your missing one thing..... a putting green :D
     
  15. Jun 1, 2019 at 3:56 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Thanks Ron
     
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    To properly install a green to usga it would cost just about $1200 a square foot plus the $7k mower, and it's a walk behind
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :burnrubber:
     
  18. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:01 PM
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    Thanks Mario. I don’t golf, but I do have some atv trails out back!
     
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    Nice Pat! Enjoy!
     
  20. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:02 PM
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    My lower property is bad. I need to skim the whole thing from nothing to about 2 feet to level it off. Plus I have a rock outcropping in the back to play with. Then there's a spot about 130'x60'+ that needs to be leveled. Then rip out about 80' of hedges and fill that in.... then........
     
  21. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:03 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Still feeling woozy, off balance just picked up meds and steroids, hopefully back on track in a few
     
  22. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:05 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Denise will take care of the rocks for you!
     
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    Tundrablue

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    Take it easy Adam!
     
  24. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:06 PM
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    Kiddos are camping in the infield. They are in for some strong storms. Hope they have their tents pegged down good!
     
  25. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:07 PM
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    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Wow, beautiful yard! Color me jealous.
     
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    I wish she would. Need a crane and a couple tractor trailers just to get the 4 that are showing
     
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    House all alone, Mrs n kids went to Best friends daughter grad party, just Max n I, gonna order Chinese and watch Joe Dirt
     
  28. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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  29. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:44 PM
    Jim LE 1301

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    Nice choice of words.

    Feel better brother.
     
  30. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:50 PM
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