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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 28, 2019 at 10:55 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Damn. It took forever to get ahold of some friends in Dayton this morning. Almost feared the worst.
     
  2. May 28, 2019 at 11:01 AM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    Awww yeahhh lol



     
  3. May 28, 2019 at 11:07 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Please tell me name change is temporary!
     
  4. May 28, 2019 at 11:07 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah my buddies from Celina and I heard a car got blown on a guy and killed him.
     
  5. May 28, 2019 at 11:08 AM
    Pinay

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Maybe, ChefJose! :rofl:
     
  6. May 28, 2019 at 11:10 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    [​IMG]

    I ain't no chef.
     
  7. May 28, 2019 at 11:10 AM
    Pinay

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    Oh, you are sometimes!
     
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  8. May 28, 2019 at 11:11 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    No I'm not. I follow a recipe off google. Anyone can do that.
     
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  9. May 28, 2019 at 11:18 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    @Pinay he wants his name changed to Pepper.
     
  10. May 28, 2019 at 11:20 AM
    Pinay

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    Naaah, he's more salty than pepper
     
  11. May 28, 2019 at 11:34 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Nope, he’s Pepper.

     
  12. May 28, 2019 at 11:39 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    No Pepper unless I'm a Dr.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. May 28, 2019 at 11:42 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Maybe Mr Pibb.
     
  14. May 28, 2019 at 11:45 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Only if I get to drive the Pibb mobile

    [​IMG]
     
  15. May 28, 2019 at 1:13 PM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    Haha it’s time for a change but time will tell :) who knows I may need to time travel :eek:
     
  16. May 28, 2019 at 1:23 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    No bathroom??m
     
  17. May 28, 2019 at 1:37 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    I know I don't get a vote, but I don't like it :(
     
  18. May 28, 2019 at 1:42 PM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    I’ve traded time travel for traveling multiverses :eek:

    Plus I get to zap people LOL

     
  19. May 28, 2019 at 1:43 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Just don't snap your fingers, you know how that went…
     
  20. May 28, 2019 at 1:46 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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  21. May 28, 2019 at 2:00 PM
    Jim LE 1301

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  22. May 28, 2019 at 2:04 PM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    :lalala:

     
  23. May 28, 2019 at 2:06 PM
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  25. May 28, 2019 at 2:10 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Only saw 1 other Tundra. Black, not Line-X.
     
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  26. May 28, 2019 at 2:11 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Said they had 4 tornadoes touch down around Dayton.
     
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  27. May 28, 2019 at 2:30 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    yeah I just seen him today and he said there was like 20 people talking to him about it. They were camping at site 106 I guess.
     
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  28. May 28, 2019 at 2:33 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    That's one heck of a rosey palm:D
     
  29. May 28, 2019 at 2:33 PM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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  30. May 28, 2019 at 2:50 PM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Can I see some of that "zap people" in action? :rofl:
     

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