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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 28, 2019 at 4:42 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    I remember going to the water well pit many times in the middle of the night (Montana and North Dakota). My Dad would grab us boys and run for the pit. We never had anything more than a F1 around us.

    The Metra Arena on the east side of Billings MT was destroyed by a twister.

    Where we live now...no sirens or anything unless one signs up for reverse emergency calling from the local fire department.
     
  2. May 28, 2019 at 4:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah we're pretty far out in the country ourselves no sirens for us. I have to totally rely on my phone alerting me or watching the weather.
     
  3. May 28, 2019 at 4:45 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Warn someone when you're gonna yell like that:rofl:
     
  4. May 28, 2019 at 4:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    A real good friend of mine lives on the western side of Ohio I talked to him this morning he said a tornado hit a quarter mile from his house.
     
  5. May 28, 2019 at 4:46 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Okay sorry I'll tell you ahead of time.:rofl:
     
  6. May 28, 2019 at 4:48 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Lmao!
     
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  7. May 28, 2019 at 4:54 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning tundra clan
     
  8. May 28, 2019 at 4:54 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning Bryan.
     
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  9. May 28, 2019 at 4:55 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Mornin:)
     
  10. May 28, 2019 at 4:56 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning Harv. We are getting your rain this morning.
     
  11. May 28, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    It rained about a half hour ago. Overcast, muggy
     
  12. May 28, 2019 at 4:57 AM
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    Morning peeps, back to the grind since 0530. Hopefully last week of OT!
     
  13. May 28, 2019 at 4:59 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    no work, pull maintenance on machines and steam pressure wash em and sleep
     
  14. May 28, 2019 at 5:01 AM
    Ganmercy

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    No matter how long a vacation is coming back to work sucks!
     
  15. May 28, 2019 at 5:01 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Mernin Adam. I kinda figured after working a holiday they would let the old guys recover
     
  16. May 28, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Naw @ARamirez73 likes playing with wood that much!
     
  17. May 28, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Corey!
     
  18. May 28, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Adam!
     
  19. May 28, 2019 at 5:15 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Prob his morning wood:rofl:
     
  20. May 28, 2019 at 5:21 AM
    Ganmercy

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    :rofl:
     
  21. May 28, 2019 at 5:25 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  22. May 28, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yeah ok! After that derailment, they had 30 trains in the line up
     
  23. May 28, 2019 at 5:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  24. May 28, 2019 at 5:32 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Im gonna guess that someone is going to catch the devil for that oops?
     
  25. May 28, 2019 at 5:38 AM
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    This was on the front of my fathers desk for as long as I can remember.

    The train
    It's not my job to run the train
    The whistle I can not blow.
    It's not my job to say how far
    The train is allowed to go.
    It's not my job to let off steam
    Or even clang the bell.
    But let that damn thing jump the track
    You'll see who catches hell!
     
  26. May 28, 2019 at 5:47 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Track inspector
     
  27. May 28, 2019 at 5:54 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    What about wrapping it? It's probably cheaper and you could always remove it if she doesn't like the color anymore.
     
  28. May 28, 2019 at 5:55 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes Sir.
     
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    Maybe. Hadn’t considered it. What scares me is the Sequoia she was looking at is black. I’d be washing that thing 24/7.
     
  30. May 28, 2019 at 5:58 AM
    Jim LE 1301

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    Good morning all.
    Pat:wave: @Grumpy Uncle T - 32
    Bree:wave: @4x4_Angel
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    Bryan:wave: @Prostar 190
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    Jason :wave: @War Machine
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    Dave:wave: @Tundrablue
    Jay:wave:
    Peter:wave:
    Phil:wave: @landphil
    Nick:wave:
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    Aaron :wave:
    Joel:wave:
    JoshuaA:wave:
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    Chuck:wave: @2010bigdog
    Jenna:wave: @Jenna2712
    David :wave:
    Curt:wave:
    Harris :wave:
    Stew:wave: @stewtopia
    John :wave: @JMB
    Stephanie :wave: @Angelslure
    Holden:wave: @Squatting Pigeon
    Tom :wave: @88nitro305
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    Harv :wave: @Racingjohndeere55
    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A overcast 50° right now with rain on we have today.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.:D
     

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