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  1. May 23, 2019 at 9:23 AM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Getting PAID !!!! :yes:
     
    Darth Tundra, May 23, 2019
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  2. May 23, 2019 at 9:24 AM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Lmao
     
    Darth Tundra, May 23, 2019
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  3. May 23, 2019 at 9:25 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    How's it going Curt!
     
    Prostar 190, May 23, 2019
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  4. May 23, 2019 at 9:28 AM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Going O.K. What u up to ?....Any 3 day weekend plans ?
     
    Darth Tundra, May 23, 2019
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  5. May 23, 2019 at 9:28 AM
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    vl184009

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    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    Yup, got mine to for Irvine, Ca..
     
    vl184009, May 23, 2019
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  6. May 23, 2019 at 9:30 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We are hoping to get on the lake but the weather isn't looking good as of now.
     
    Prostar 190, May 23, 2019
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  7. May 23, 2019 at 10:15 AM
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    landphil

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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Sorry to hear, but glad she’s improving again. Setbacks and complications are never fun.
     
    landphil, May 23, 2019
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  8. May 23, 2019 at 10:21 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yyaasssss

     
    T-Rex266, May 23, 2019
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  9. May 23, 2019 at 11:58 AM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    That’s incredibly accurate.
     
    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  10. May 23, 2019 at 11:59 AM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Sounds right. Everyone I know from Colorado drives a Tundra.
     
    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  11. May 23, 2019 at 12:00 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    You didn’t tell me good morning today prick.
     
    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  12. May 23, 2019 at 12:15 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 23, 2019
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  13. May 23, 2019 at 12:16 PM
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    Pinay

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    Pinay New Member

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    You’re being cranky today! :rofl:
     
    Pinay, May 23, 2019
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  14. May 23, 2019 at 12:17 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Y’all didn’t tell me good morning so it wasn’t.
     
    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  15. May 23, 2019 at 12:18 PM
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    Pinay

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    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    You are correct. Please accept my apology. I will try to never ignore you again.
     
    Pinay, May 23, 2019
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  16. May 23, 2019 at 12:21 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    GOOD MORNING @War Machine
    [​IMG]
     
    Prostar 190, May 23, 2019
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  17. May 23, 2019 at 12:21 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
    Prostar 190, May 23, 2019
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  18. May 23, 2019 at 12:22 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  19. May 23, 2019 at 12:22 PM
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    Pinay

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Do you need a timeout??
     
    Pinay, May 23, 2019
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  20. May 23, 2019 at 12:22 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  21. May 23, 2019 at 12:23 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Nope!
     
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  22. May 23, 2019 at 12:24 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  23. May 23, 2019 at 12:24 PM
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    Patch999

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    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Rolling the boss around in my Tundra again and he said to drop him off and he would follow me. Except his truck wouldn’t crank. He thought the battery was dead in his fob. So we get it replaced. Turned out to be a dead battery. Jumped it off and the alternator isn’t charging. Glad I didn’t buy a Ram.
     
    Patch999, May 23, 2019
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  24. May 23, 2019 at 12:24 PM
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    Pinay

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  25. May 23, 2019 at 12:29 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  26. May 23, 2019 at 12:29 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Nah, he’s my boy.
     
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  27. May 23, 2019 at 12:31 PM
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    Pinay

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    K
     
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  28. May 23, 2019 at 1:24 PM
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    Red Fox

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    Afternoon Bryan!
     
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  29. May 23, 2019 at 2:30 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    This is so close to being me and my two brothers, Older:21, Me:19, Youngest:17, but my older brother drives like your middle daughter and I drive like your oldest daughter. As long as your son has friends he wants to hang out with he might not turn into that kind of driver but my little brother doesn't like to leave the house so the few times he does drive its slow and painful. I've even told him to step on it in my truck getting on the highway and he only hit 4k rpm in 3rd.
     
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  30. May 23, 2019 at 3:48 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl:
     
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