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  1. May 7, 2019 at 2:01 PM
    #99931
    Tundrablue

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    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Hey Dave! :rofl:
     
    Tundrablue, May 7, 2019
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  2. May 7, 2019 at 2:01 PM
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    T500

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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Bacons cheeseburger $18

    :rofl:
     
    T500, May 7, 2019
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  3. May 7, 2019 at 2:06 PM
    #99933
    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good afternoon Dave. :yes:got it right this time:rofl:
     
    jewsNbrews, May 7, 2019
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  4. May 7, 2019 at 2:20 PM
    #99934
    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Just like Famous Ray's Pizza.:rofl::rofl:
     
    Jim LE 1301, May 7, 2019
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  5. May 7, 2019 at 2:55 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Somebody bring me some snacks. Road’s flooded and I’ve been sitting here for over an hour. I’m getting hangry
     
    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  6. May 7, 2019 at 3:05 PM
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    Faht Nocker

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    :rofl:
     
    Faht Nocker, May 7, 2019
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  7. May 7, 2019 at 3:05 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Ask @Tundra4Pinay , she's got the company jet now:plane:
     
    jewsNbrews, May 7, 2019
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  8. May 7, 2019 at 3:06 PM
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    Faht Nocker

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    :rofl:
     
    Faht Nocker, May 7, 2019
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  9. May 7, 2019 at 3:08 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Damn. This guy is beating me.

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    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  10. May 7, 2019 at 3:11 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Probably her fault. This shit never happened until she became a mod.
     
    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  11. May 7, 2019 at 3:14 PM
    #99941
    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Dafuq does this lady thinks gonna happen.

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    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  12. May 7, 2019 at 3:14 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    o_O
     
    NE_WARRIOR, May 7, 2019
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  13. May 7, 2019 at 3:14 PM
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    Faht Nocker

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    What do black and silver make??? MGM?
     
    Faht Nocker, May 7, 2019
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  14. May 7, 2019 at 3:17 PM
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    Faht Nocker

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    She's like.... all of these stupid MOFO's are going the wrong way today!
     
    Faht Nocker, May 7, 2019
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  15. May 7, 2019 at 3:19 PM
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    Pinay

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    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    One moment. Hail is delayed due to rain. Please stand by
     
    Pinay, May 7, 2019
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  16. May 7, 2019 at 3:25 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I let her by, but rolled down my window and told her if she hit my truck I’d drown her.
     
    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  17. May 7, 2019 at 3:25 PM
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    Faht Nocker

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    :rofl:
     
    Faht Nocker, May 7, 2019
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  18. May 7, 2019 at 3:39 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    #99948
    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    @War Machine it feels so freaking awesome that WE have Moderator Powers......
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, May 7, 2019
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  19. May 7, 2019 at 3:42 PM
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    :rofl:
     
    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  20. May 7, 2019 at 3:50 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    A gap opened up and I use 4wd to get around everyone. I actually drove through real mud! You proud of me?
     
    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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    Deafmate, Tundrablue, TX-TRD1stGEN and 6 others like this.
  21. May 7, 2019 at 3:51 PM
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    landphil

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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    That’s not very nice.
     
    landphil, May 7, 2019
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  22. May 7, 2019 at 3:52 PM
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    Pinay

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    Pinay New Member

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    :yes: Baby steps! Next time drive over a boulder!
     
    Pinay, May 7, 2019
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  23. May 7, 2019 at 3:52 PM
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    landphil

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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    But after days of cleaning will it still be worth it?
     
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  24. May 7, 2019 at 3:55 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    You still can't make a u-turn in a public street :rofl:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, May 7, 2019
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    I know where I’m going; I don’t need to retrace my way cuz I don’t get lost! :)
     
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Y0TA PR0, May 7, 2019
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  27. May 7, 2019 at 4:06 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :spending::yes:
     
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  28. May 7, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: white and a Ram!:censored:
    Should of been in MGM:burnrubber:
     
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  29. May 7, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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