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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 24, 2019 at 8:14 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. Apr 24, 2019 at 8:25 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  3. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Tim!
     
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  4. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Morning Kyle!
     
  5. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:24 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Dave!
     
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  6. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:50 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    A learning day for both of you. :thumbsup::boink:
     
  7. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:13 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Yes and it chased Indy :rofl:
     
  8. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:15 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    That's for sure!!!!
     
  9. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:28 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    So the dog park was interesting...

    Some dude said your "dog is going to out grow that little car you got there":rofl:

    I look over at the parking area and there is some little car :notsure:

    I said " I drive the Tundra, she'll grow into it" :D:devil:

    "Oh, NO shit." was his reply:facepalm:
    :rofl:
     
  10. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:30 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Chauvinist pig. Men are horrible. Glad I'm a lesbian.
     
  11. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:31 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
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    OJ is in Texas???? :eek:
     
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  12. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:31 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I have a rule ... only break one law at a time. It depends on what day it is on what law I am gonna break :D
     
  13. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:33 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    RUN!!!
     
  14. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:33 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Omg !!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Good one !!!!!!:bowdown:
     
  15. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:36 AM
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    Hahaha, girl I love it when I also break the stereotype!!! Usually I get, "Is that your husband's truck?" "Your boyfriend let you drive his truck?"

    :quickdraw:
     
  16. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:44 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I sometimes just smile and say yeah I bought it for him :D

    Lol when my brother and sis in law travel with me, never fails somebody always tells my brother "nice truck dude"
    He dies a little inside everytime he says it's my sisters :rofl:
     
  17. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:45 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Anyone wanna take a guess at where I'm at?????
     
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  18. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:46 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Just say yup, and haven't been back since. Then walk away with shit eating grin :rofl::burnrubber:
     
  19. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:46 AM
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    Lowes? Home Depot? Taco Bell?
    :rofl:
     
  20. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:46 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Texas State Fair. Bobbing for wiper blades.
     
  21. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:48 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    AND another good one :rofl::bowdown:
     
  22. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:48 AM
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    Pinay New Member

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    :yes:
     
  23. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:53 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    I was at the gas station,this guy looked at my truck and asked if I got remarried....my reply was ..."no I just traded my other truck in on this one"

    In the drive thru a guy said she's probably driving her husbands truck....he didnt think I heard him lol...my reply was "Its my truck, my ex-husband couldn't afford this" :rofl::facepalm:
     
  24. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:56 AM
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    I didnt think it rained much in Texas, sure do go thru wiper blades :eek:
     
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  25. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:59 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Figured, why the hell not?!?!??? Add to the pile
     
  26. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:59 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Haha Haha that's why I never assume anything lol. People surprise you sometimes. Although I said nice tundra to a chick once, she owned up saying it was her dad's and she was borrowing as her Camry was getting repairs.
     
  27. Apr 24, 2019 at 11:00 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Then you reply "I don't need an explanation; just take the f'ing compliment"
     
  28. Apr 24, 2019 at 11:07 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol my brother was getting something out of my truck the first week I had it, (he said he was tired of hearing about the truck and my stupid boots lol) some guy said nice truck, my brother said "thanks"
    The guy wanted to talk truck, he had a Tundra. I came walking up and my brother said "ask her, she'll tell you" lol....my brother walked away shaking his head and mumbling :rofl:
     
  29. Apr 24, 2019 at 11:09 AM
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    :rofl:
     
  30. Apr 24, 2019 at 11:21 AM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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