How do I become this cool

Just be an asshole, worked for that guy.

 

You DON'T have time left on Earth to be this DOUCHE- BAGGISH!

 

Surprised all four tires are still inflated

 

Horrible.

 

Fold your dick into quarters?

 

Ouch!

 

Need to leave these under the wiper.

 

UN...KuuL

 

Had to make the sale, no time to park.

 

the best thing i have read all day.. thank you sir.

 

Get a circumcision from a farsighted doctor for starters.

 

It’s not like that’s some high-end, super-rare, crazy-valuable vehicle. It’s a super duty, likely one with that diesel that eats itself. Four parking spots for a POS? #lackofsituationalawareness

 

I think you could really kick it up a notch and surpass his cool...





If you parked so close to his drivers door that he had to enter through the passenger side.

Or go for the gold and repeat that with four buddies on each corner of his truck.

Sometimes I really miss driving a beater.

 

And these idiots drive like they park...zero consideration for anyone. Get the air valve needle that takes out stem. Loosen the valve stems on two tires. One being the spare. Sit back a ways and enjoy the fun!

 

I wouldnt park next to him because I would be afraid that he would scratch my truck with his ego

 

Get a scratch piece of paper and write him a “ticket” for parking like a douchebag and leave it under his windshield wiper.

 

You need to get an aftermarket horn and straight pipes to begin with. Finish it off with a pair of truck nuts.

 

jcwhitney stocks all those accessories, that will get you started.

then you have to start with doubles before moving to quads, after quads comes blue spaces and double blue spaces.

if you put your mind to it and lots of heart you too can be a wanker

 

Nah, then there will be no women left for the rest of us. He’d steal em all

 

Nah, luckily it turns out that it's really men who are attracted to that kind of stuff. If you want to get women make sure the back seat has enough room for a car seat in it and you have step bars so they can get in.