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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:23 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    So she can't track your spend on the ladies of the night?
     
  2. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:24 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    ;):cool:
     
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  3. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:28 PM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    Lug covers.

    917E83E3-37EA-4629-B55F-974A13DFE8B0.jpg
    8C7D42D1-E771-4304-91FA-EC531AFF047E.jpg
     
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  4. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:33 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :popcorn:
     
  5. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:35 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    That's always seemed so weird to me. Seems like being partially married.
     
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  6. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:35 PM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    I remember that!
     
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  7. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:36 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    No. No likey.
     
  8. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    She says we're married 50% of the time, cause I'm not home when I leave out for railroad, but she knew this when we were dating
     
  9. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:38 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I didn't have the heart to say it, but to each their own
     
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  10. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:50 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Where you get them?
     
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  11. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:51 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yep. Everyone does to their trucks what they want. I don't judge. Some I love, some I don't. That's what makes each one unique. It's all good :thumbsup:
     
  12. Apr 11, 2019 at 3:24 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Me and my wife don’t really have a joint account it’s pretty much all hers
     
  13. Apr 11, 2019 at 3:37 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Thanks Don. Just patiently waiting for the weekend so I can get out of this 2 horse town
     
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  14. Apr 11, 2019 at 4:02 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    What a day, what a day. Time for some liquid soothing.:cheers:
     
  15. Apr 11, 2019 at 4:20 PM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    Colorlugs.com
     
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  16. Apr 11, 2019 at 4:30 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Why would you invest in a joint that doesn't get touched? :rasta:
     
  17. Apr 11, 2019 at 4:33 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I remember telling the "youngsters" I had more time out sick then they had on the job.
    I felt old today, I ran into a guy I trained who retired last year.:eek2:
     
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  18. Apr 11, 2019 at 4:36 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    JOINT ACCOUNT, fixed
     
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  19. Apr 11, 2019 at 5:23 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    we do the separate/joint accounts 75% goes to the joint for bills/kids/house, the other 25% is for my gun/mod/guy weekend money. She does the same. This way we can't bitch about each other's purchases.
     
  20. Apr 11, 2019 at 6:21 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  21. Apr 11, 2019 at 7:35 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  22. Apr 11, 2019 at 8:51 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Some Mods :) See build thread for details
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  23. Apr 11, 2019 at 8:57 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I have a few guys working for me that were born after I started dating my wife.
     
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  24. Apr 11, 2019 at 8:58 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl:
     
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  25. Apr 11, 2019 at 9:01 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    To be fair, she’s really old.
     
  26. Apr 11, 2019 at 9:05 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :eek2::rofl::rofl::cheers:
     
  27. Apr 12, 2019 at 2:28 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Don!
     
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  28. Apr 12, 2019 at 2:31 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    It’s Friday!

     
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  29. Apr 12, 2019 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Don!
     
  30. Apr 12, 2019 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Dave!
     
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