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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:26 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I was thinking the same thing.
     
  2. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:26 PM
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  3. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:27 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  4. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:29 PM
    geno0506

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  5. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:30 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    If anyone is curious what adding 275/70/18s does to the ride height vs stock:
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  6. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:31 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! No, wait.... I'm pretty sure those things are from hell anyhow so they'll probably just start cackling and coughing up fireballs.
     
  7. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:32 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    lol yeah, it went right over my head.
     
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  8. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:38 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes you did!
     
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  9. Apr 4, 2019 at 6:38 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    LMFAO,

    They are from Russia and called satanic Puskies! :rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Apr 4, 2019 at 7:22 PM
    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    Masshole
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  11. Apr 4, 2019 at 7:45 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    Its always best to get several opinions!

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  12. Apr 4, 2019 at 7:47 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Damn doc! You wearin a Super Bowl ring?
     
  13. Apr 4, 2019 at 7:49 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Wrong department. We want your gallbladder and atherosclerosis. General and vascular surgery.
    Oh no, we are not gentle. You'll feel us :thumbsup:
     
  14. Apr 4, 2019 at 7:50 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Just so happens I have an extra atherosclerosis
     
  15. Apr 4, 2019 at 7:51 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Lol need an endarterectomy? Maybe bypass? Or perhaps endovascular is best for you. I know good Interventional Radiologist as well. :sawzall:
     
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  16. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:02 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I don’t know, probably. Everything is worn out. You guys have a deluxe combo package or something?
     
  17. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:13 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  18. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:19 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I’d be remiss if I didn’t tag @Outbound in all this hairless cat talk.
     
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  19. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:27 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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  20. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:27 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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  21. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:29 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  22. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:38 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Yes, but we will need 2 forms of I.D. and 50% down. We can't do it all at once so we will schedule 1 month intervals. Do you need a face lift too, I can throw in plastics for a discount
     
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  23. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:40 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Face is fine. Junk could use an overhaul. It’s like bubblegum hanging off a park bench.
     
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  24. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:42 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Gotcha, you'll need the premium package then. I'll PM you the details. Just so you know, its gonna look worse before it looks better.
     
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  25. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:44 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Remember that time @Prostar 190 liked a guy with a banana in his butt?

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  26. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:45 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    The big finale.

    https://youtu.be/JWYxN608yGg
     
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  27. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:46 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    I'm not getting sucked into liking that one as well, so here's this instead: :rofl:
     
  28. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:47 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    :rofl:

    As a side note, when should you get concerned about chest pain?
     
  29. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:49 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I 'memeber!MEMB4594-BLACK-POST.jpg
     
  30. Apr 4, 2019 at 8:52 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    His look at the end of that was just epic. You think he was just up late one night watching cartoons or something and decided to start doing this? I mean, at some point in this guy's life he made a conscious choice to attach napkins to his nipples and yank it out from under things. I want to see the early beginnings for this marvel of human achievement. His story must be told!
     

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