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  1. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:30 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Anyone know what a grandkid is?????? Apparently I have one coming at noon to watch today, what am I supposed to do with it????
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 1, 2019
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  2. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:31 AM
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    T500

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    How old is said child?
     
    T500, Feb 1, 2019
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  3. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:32 AM
    #78693
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 1, 2019
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  4. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:33 AM
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    Leo's first

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    Good morning Adam
    You going to buy that Pro?
     
    Leo's first, Feb 1, 2019
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  5. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:33 AM
    #78695
    T500

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    Introduce child to Tundra and take it for a ride
     
    T500, Feb 1, 2019
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  6. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:35 AM
    #78696
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    She's been in before, she calls it, Pop's tuk
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 1, 2019
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  7. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:35 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Morning Don
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 1, 2019
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  8. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:38 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    TXMiamiFan, Feb 1, 2019
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  9. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:38 AM
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    Want am I supposed to do with it :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    Leo's first, Feb 1, 2019
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  10. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:38 AM
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    War Machine

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    Gullo.

     
    War Machine, Feb 1, 2019
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  11. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:39 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 1, 2019
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  12. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:39 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  13. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    jberry813

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    Morning all.

     
    jberry813, Feb 1, 2019
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  14. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    Good morning Jason
     
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  15. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    War Machine

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    Feed it, change it’s diaper, and put cartoons on. So, pretty much what you were gonna do anyway.
     
    War Machine, Feb 1, 2019
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  16. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Nice! Enjoy!
     
    Y0TA PR0, Feb 1, 2019
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  17. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:44 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Last time I sat for her, she said "I have to potty" and she can do on her own, but she was calling for me but I give her privacy, so I came back to bathroom, she was done, she went #2 I was stunned at how much came out of her, thought I was bad, what was funny was I had to clean her and I was gagging for fresh air
     
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    Thanks. Never mind though. The price just knocked me back off the fence.
     
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  19. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:45 AM
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    Reminds me of home
     
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  20. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:45 AM
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    War Machine

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    Yeah, those kids can blow up a bathroom quick.
     
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    Good morning Jason
    How you feeling today
     
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  22. Feb 1, 2019 at 6:54 AM
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    Honestly I feel like I got hit by a truck. Second day is always the worst for me when it comes to injuries. Should start feeling on the mend tomorrow.
     
    jberry813, Feb 1, 2019
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  23. Feb 1, 2019 at 7:14 AM
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    Feel better soon.
     
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    Morning :wave:
     
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  27. Feb 1, 2019 at 7:17 AM
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    War Machine

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    I feel good. Wanna feel me?
     
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    :rofl: teach them bad words, let them eat junk food, send them home!!!!
     
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  29. Feb 1, 2019 at 7:19 AM
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    Nope. I'll take @ColoradoTJ word for it.
     
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    We're giving the parents a kid free weekend
     
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