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  1. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:26 AM
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    Good morning Steve
    Sounds like a fun day :fenforcer:
     
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  2. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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  3. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  4. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:28 AM
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    Good morning Kyle
     
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  5. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:28 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: jealousy will get you nowhere.:D
     
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  6. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:28 AM
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  7. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:29 AM
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    Good morning Mike!
     
    Prostar 190, Jan 22, 2019
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  8. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:30 AM
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  9. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:34 AM
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    Good morning Tundra Crew
    Woke up to a frozen pipe this morning FML thank god it’s not busted but gotta be careful thawing it out that’s when they break sometimes
    Everyone have a good day bring on some warmer weather
     
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  10. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:36 AM
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    My wife thought she would back my car out of the garage for me today and backs it into the snow I piled up from plowing. So she gets it stuck in about 3.5' of snow then says she needs get to work:annoyed: so I am just now getting to work myself.
     
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  11. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:36 AM
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    Just like a MGM won't :rofl:
     
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  12. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:39 AM
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    If your car was white she would have never gotten it stuck and you'd be early to work.:p
     
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    Anybody else catch this?
     
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  14. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:40 AM
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Yep just trying to be nice for some this is early and brain does not function properly! Lol
     
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    I couldn’t believe it was there for an hour and nobody called her out on it.
     
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    Great being a husband right?

    She gets stuck in the snow, it’s your problem.
    You get stuck in the snow, it’s your problem.

    The same rules apply to fatherhood.
     
    War Machine, Jan 22, 2019
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  17. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:43 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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  18. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:44 AM
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    I leaving up to you guys
    Very surprised at the lack of response
     
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  19. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:44 AM
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    No because Jose @COMiamiFan and @T-Rex266 erase a white becomes one with the snow. Hell even my dark blue car became one with the snow this morning.:D
     
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  20. Jan 22, 2019 at 5:47 AM
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    :rofl: this is so very true!
    I told her next time don't be so thoughtful and pull my car out of the garage she didn't find it very funny.
     
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    Good Morning All!
     
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    GOOD MORNING!
     
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    Good morning Bree
    Happy birthday :proposetoast:
     
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    Thank you!
     
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    Morning everyone!
     
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    Good morning @Vr0ck
     
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    Morning Bryan! Supposed to get up to 33 here today!
     
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    Good morning Don
     
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