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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 13, 2019 at 3:08 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    That depends on what you're being sprayed by n sprayed with what
     
  2. Jan 13, 2019 at 3:53 PM
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  3. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:09 PM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    Thank you sir!
     
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  4. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:37 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Gassed in boot camp back in 1992. I'm thinking that sprayed in the face would be worse as that shit sticks to you like a Priest to an adolescent.
     
  5. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:42 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Meow!
     
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  6. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:44 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  7. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:44 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: . :rofl:
     
  8. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :anonymous:
     
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  9. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  10. Jan 13, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Nothing worse my friend!
     
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  11. Jan 13, 2019 at 5:00 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    We get hosed twice a year! Same with tased.:annoyed:
     
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  12. Jan 13, 2019 at 5:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  13. Jan 13, 2019 at 5:42 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Why, just in case you forgot what it felt like 6 months ago? I still remember the CS gas chamber from basic training 24 years ago.
     
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  14. Jan 13, 2019 at 5:52 PM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    I don’t know if this is true or not, but it might be worth a try for you Tundras with little ones.
    DED0E312-C7E2-411C-B82C-B4D26B8BF6F5.jpg
     
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  15. Jan 13, 2019 at 5:57 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O:smack:
    no sir!!! being sprayed lasts all fucking day....tazed last a few seconds and some soreness
    yes ma'am....these bouts are being ridiculous:facepalm:
    o_O horrible
    exactly....I've gone through the gas chamber and still wasn't as bad as OC spray
    EXACTLY
    Holy shit...no thanks.
     
  16. Jan 13, 2019 at 6:00 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    All I can say is, ya shud worded it better, you left a can of worms open lol
     
  17. Jan 13, 2019 at 6:39 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    I tried my skills and made some home made steamed shrimp, chive, green onion and fresh ginger potstickers and dipping sauce! I need to tweak them a bit but came out tasty!bFigured next time i'll put a little oil on the steam papers to keep them from sticking!

    IMG_0603.jpg IMG_0606.jpg IMG_0608.jpg
     
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  18. Jan 13, 2019 at 6:41 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Looking at those gave me the munchies.
     
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  19. Jan 13, 2019 at 7:01 PM
    TRD Pro Rookie

    TRD Pro Rookie New Member

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    OC spray sucks. I don't miss that crap one bit.
     
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  20. Jan 13, 2019 at 7:10 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    I know, right! :hungry:
     
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  21. Jan 13, 2019 at 7:18 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I was thinking gas chamber. Never played with pepper spray.
     
  22. Jan 13, 2019 at 7:21 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Chief thinks we need to remember how it feels so we can testify to it in court!
     
  23. Jan 13, 2019 at 10:25 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Got out and made some tracks today with my brother. It didn’t start out so good, his machine would barely run after he unloaded it, a bit of messing around with it and we corrected a loose electrical connection to the CDI box. 130km later, gas tanks nearly empty, riders tired, a great day. Weather was awesome.
     
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  24. Jan 14, 2019 at 2:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Don!
     
  25. Jan 14, 2019 at 2:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  26. Jan 14, 2019 at 2:59 AM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Don
    14 here this morning
     
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  27. Jan 14, 2019 at 3:00 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  28. Jan 14, 2019 at 3:07 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.
    Pat:wave:
    Bree:wave:
    Geno:wave:
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    Jared.....:santa::notsure:@Trd307.......Banned :thumbsup:
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    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A chilly 7° right now.
    Have a great/safe day.
     
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  29. Jan 14, 2019 at 3:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
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  30. Jan 14, 2019 at 3:09 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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