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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:12 PM
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    I had The Woman for about 2 years and then she brought home The Cat. Been 3 years since then. He's actually a total suck for attention and really cuddly with The Woman. I don't mind him around to be honest. I'm not anti-cat. I'm cat neutral.
     
  2. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:13 PM
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    typeone about time I realized you could change this...

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    man, she played you real good. get all cozy for 2 years and BAM! Demons.
     
  3. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:14 PM
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    Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live with out 'em. Am I right?
     
  4. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:14 PM
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    Look man. I’m bored in a hotel. Entertain me.
     
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  5. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:15 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :popcorn::popcorn:
     
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  6. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:15 PM
    War Machine

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    So, every relationship ever?
     
  7. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:15 PM
    typeone

    typeone about time I realized you could change this...

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    Preaching to the choir. Have had a long distance one for 5 years through college. A woman, not a cat....or both?
     
  8. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:16 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    images (2).jpg
     
  9. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  10. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:17 PM
    War Machine

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    F75D03EC-8B8A-4FDB-8B50-7CAEE41D2619.jpg
     
  11. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:18 PM
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    I've done the first one in this video as well as just spinning him on the floor like the vid shows at 50 seconds. Yes, it really is that funny in person.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnXEWoTtgfs
     
  12. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:23 PM
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    typeone about time I realized you could change this...

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    Man that is brutal. I might scratch your face off if you did that to me and then talked about shaving me on the internet behind my back.
     
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  13. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:23 PM
    War Machine

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    I appreciate it A-aron but you know what would be entertaining? Shave the cat, post pics, then film her reaction when she gets home.
     
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  14. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:29 PM
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    Spawn. Of. Hades.

    No.

    Honestly, now that I think about it I don't think The Woman would be too mad. She'd be more impressed that I did it because she knows how much hairless cats creep me out. I shit you not. Not much in this worse gets to me. Hairless cats creep me the fuck out.

    I've had a close encounter with a bear. I'd rather deal with that again than have a hairless cat in the house.
     
  15. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:34 PM
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    I don’t know how you guys got free healthcare if all Canadians are as selfish as you.
     
  16. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:41 PM
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    We don't have free healthcare. We pay obscene taxes to get our healthcare. As such, we're very bitter and selfish. The "friendly Canadian" thing is just an act to trick the US into not beating up on us...mainly because the US SOCOM alone has 2000 more active duty soldiers than our entire regular Armed Forces combined...
     
  17. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:44 PM
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    Well if the cat or your lady hurt you, your medical bills are taken care of. I don’t really see the issue here.
     
  18. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:49 PM
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    I guess....

    Wait. Why is it my job to entertain you? I don't recall anything in the fine print when I joined this site saying that I have to risk personal injury and grievous mental strife in order to entertain @War Machine
     
  19. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:50 PM
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    So glad i am now just catching up on these posts. I would have been sent on a vacation for replies! But that is some funny stuff! :rofl:
     
  20. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:52 PM
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Did you read the fine print? It's more to entertain us all!
     
  21. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:52 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Damn! That's a lot of
     
  22. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:52 PM
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    Well, job done then! I think I've risked enough for one night.

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:53 PM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    It was in the fine print. :evil:You just clicked accept!? Shame on you.
     
  24. Jan 10, 2019 at 7:54 PM
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    It was not. I read the fine print AND had my lawyer review it. There was an...incident...on another forum resulting from me not reading fine print. Won't make that mistake again. :rolleyes:
     
  25. Jan 10, 2019 at 8:00 PM
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  26. Jan 10, 2019 at 8:00 PM
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    You people really should read the terms and conditions when you sign up for stuff.

     
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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  28. Jan 10, 2019 at 8:07 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Meow!
     
  29. Jan 10, 2019 at 8:08 PM
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    Lots of it! colors, sizes etc etc
     
  30. Jan 10, 2019 at 8:08 PM
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    :rofl: .:thumbsup:
     

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