Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Also post pic of cat. I wanna see what we're working with here.

 

Haha!
Then he would need a sweater!

 

Meow!!

 

I tried some Dom Perignon tonight. Who pays for that shit?

 

Good morning Bryan!

 

Good evening!!

 

3 reasons why that's not happening:

1. I got The Look for suggesting the cat takes care of himself. What do you think will happen if she comes home!?

2. She has the code to the gun safe.

But....BUT!! Most importantly;

Have you ever seen a hairless cat? It's by far the most evil looking, terrifying, nightmare inducing sight I've ever seen. I would not be able to sleep knowing a spawn of Hades is roaming the house.

 

O no we all know this is going down hill.

 

Come on it not 1960

 

Behave

 

Cant wait to see it finished! *insert eye heart emoji" haha

 

Hopefully i get the time to finish it over the weekend!

 

This is after i chased him down to dry him off. Note the the diabolical, scheming, glare that says "I'm calm now. I will kill you in your sleep though".

 

Omg ! That cat looks pissed!

 

Triple dog dare.

 

Pretentious people with more money than sense. A local bar had an anniversary special, 6 wings and a bottle of Dom for $199. I asked the manager if they ever sold some. He said no, good thing because they didn't have a bottle of Dom.

 

Spawn of Hades or turn down a triple dog dare.

I'll take my chances with turning down a dare.

 

That cat just looks like a mean cat.

How long were you with the female until you found out she had a cat? Was it too late to run away? Good for you for sticking through it.

 

you are in trouble.....

 

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

 

I will say the one thing that is super cool about cats is you can literally chuck them across the room, off any surface, in any direction and they will just land. Doesn't really make sense but im into it. And would definitely love to have that ability.

 

@Outbound test this.

 

Lol !!!

 

Also I don't know you people all that well, but everyone gets a pat on the back for keeping the conversation...well, about that particular (and type?) of cat....


On the Audi forum the ratio of actual cat posts to uhh... other cat posts would have been 1:40 at least

 

I'm not lucky enough to really live on the edge...

Been there. Done that. Been yelled at for it.

Trust me. I bug the shit out of this cat. I've spun him in circles on the hardwood floor to watch him get dizzy. I subbed him for a 10lb dumbell for military presses when rehabbing my shoulder. He seems to like the attention though. It's weird. Masochistic little bastard.