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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 10, 2019 at 5:22 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    At the very least chemically castrated.

    He is not going anywhere from 43 years to life.
     
  2. Jan 10, 2019 at 5:26 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    :quickdraw::infantry:And be done with it IMO
     
  3. Jan 10, 2019 at 5:33 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I refrained from everything else because I dont want anyone getting into trouble and this going down the wrong path.
     
  4. Jan 10, 2019 at 5:36 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    43 to life...one can only assume the worst. No details needed. But you're correct, this topic can get some vacation time. We'll end it here.
     
  5. Jan 10, 2019 at 5:42 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    PM inbound
     
  6. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:04 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    We've had a cat in a sweater, here's a dog in a vest. Camo, the perfect fashion statement for any occasion.
    20190110_200136.jpg
     
  7. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:08 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Cute pup.
     
  8. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:15 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Awww!
     
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  9. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hey Denise how far along did you get on Richard today?
     
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  10. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:18 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Both curtain airbags,drivers seatbelt and knee airbag, parts didnt come in to after 3 !! We left at 5!
     
  11. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:20 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    So you think you will be able to have it done tomorrow. And yes I can spell Tomorrow!!! :p :boink:
     
  12. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:22 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lol!
    If all goes as planned!
    They left 2 parts at the dealership so they will be bringing them tomorrow
     
  13. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:24 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    It's been pretty cool to see how the airbags are put in there
     
  14. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:28 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Yesterdays project!
    It still needs 1500 than 2000 grit sandpaper to get it to shine !20190109_203537.jpg
     
  15. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:29 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup: pretty cool.
     
  16. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:30 PM
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    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    That’s pretty neat!
     
  17. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:32 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Thanks, picture makes it look bigger than what it is. I may try gold next time
     
  18. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:33 PM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    That's awesome :thumbsup:
     
  19. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:35 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Thank you!
    Lol my second attempt, I filed a prong tip off of the first one !
     
  20. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:39 PM
    saybng

    saybng Just a member.

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    Method Nv's, falken wildpeak 275.65.20 Dirty deeds exhaust, 5100's all around...nothin fancy.
    Evening tundra family, enjoying the fire before the rain comes, hope everyone is well.

    20190110_183811.jpg
     
  21. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:43 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Background:

    The Woman has a cat. She says it's "our" cat. I say it's her cat. I'm more of a dog person, but this cat has personality so I get along fine with him but we like to bug each other. He follows me around meowing insults at me. I chase him and give him belly rubs, which he hates.

    The Woman is out of town for a couple days. She told me to take care of her cat. I told her it's a cat. They take care of themselves. She gave me The Look. I'm taking care of her cat.

    Story:

    I was taking a shower after work today. We have the bathtub/shower combo, not a stand alone shower. I usually close the door, but for some reason left it open today. The cat decided to come hang out in the bathroom. He done fucked up. The little idiot decided to sit on the tub edge and insult me. I won't translate the meows here, since they were highly inappropriate. I figured it had been too long since he had a bath. I grabbed him. He got a bath.

    He's still mad at me. I don't care. I was told to "take care of the cat". Hygiene is care. I did my job.

    upload_2019-1-10_19-43-59.jpg
     
  22. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:45 PM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    Do you have more you're doing to it?
     
  23. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:46 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Alright, everyone relax. War Machine is here now.
     
  24. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:47 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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  25. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:48 PM
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    Red Fox New Member

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  26. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:49 PM
    typeone

    typeone about time I realized you could change this...

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    Man this thread flies. Hope everyone has had a good week and looking forward to the weekend!

    Also @Outbound , im dying at that story. Personally, hate cats....also super mega ultra allergic :)
     
  27. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:50 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Yes, it needs sanded more to get all scratches out than I will buff it to make it real shiny. I am not happy with the crystal so it may get a difference one!
     
  28. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:51 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Dare you to shave it
     
  29. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:51 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol!!! You showed up just in time :rofl:
     
  30. Jan 10, 2019 at 6:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :wave: Gary
     

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