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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 8, 2019 at 8:33 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    With so much free time (govt shutdown) and all the fuckin' thieving ass scamming telemarketers, I started recording them and screwing with them. I have since started posting them on Youtube. Maybe I'll get better at it. Maybe they'll stop calling.

    The first call that I toyed with was a wrong number. He thought that he was going to be cute. Nope. He probably drives a Dodge. I wish that I had recorded that one. Alas, here is the written transcript.
    By the way, I'm not Russ. I don't know a Russ. And no Russ works where I work that I know of. And I most certainly do not work at a library.
    *Ring Ring*
    Me: Hello? (whispering)
    Caller: Russ?
    Me: No. (whispering)
    Caller: You're not Russ?
    Me: No. (whispering)
    Caller: Why are you whispering?
    Me: Because it's a library. (whispering)
    Caller: Are you a librarian?
    Me: Sometimes. (whispering)
    Caller: What do you normally do?
    Me: That's classified. (whispering)
    After a few seconds of silence...
    Caller: Are you going to hang up?
    Me: No. You called me. You hang up. (whispering)
    Caller: No. You first. I can keep this up all day, babe.

    Ah... A challenge. He has no idea who he's dealing with.
    After a couple of taps on my phone, up comes an hour long final Jeopardy song.
    Idiot didn't last 4 minutes.
     
    Last edited: Jan 8, 2019
  2. Jan 8, 2019 at 8:36 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
  3. Jan 8, 2019 at 8:38 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    I love telemarketers !!!!!
    They are my prey !!
     
  4. Jan 8, 2019 at 8:44 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Last scam that called was my "grandson" said he was in jail...blah blah... needed me to bail him out, I said sure! He said his lawyer would call in 5 minutes and said he loved me before he hung up !!! Of course i said "i love you to honey".....phone rings it's his lawyer...I answer saying Montgomery County Sherrif....of course i dont know if there is such a place....they hung up :(
     
  5. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:06 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...FjAAegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw15wLAu4PEKGyB7JQLRjC9x
     
  6. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:53 AM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    Good Morning everyone
     
  7. Jan 9, 2019 at 1:23 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  8. Jan 9, 2019 at 1:30 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    Sup Tundra Family!! I wish you all a very safe and blessed day today! I’m seriously considering not coming back from Oahu!!
    And calling it a Day! :cheers:
     
  9. Jan 9, 2019 at 1:47 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.
    Pat:wave:
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    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A brisk 36° right now and high winds.
    Off to the hospital for a cortisone injection into my spine, hopefully this will help with some of my pain.
    Have a great/safe day.
     
  10. Jan 9, 2019 at 1:56 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  11. Jan 9, 2019 at 1:57 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  12. Jan 9, 2019 at 2:37 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Cool picture Bailey!
     
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  13. Jan 9, 2019 at 2:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Lucas!
     
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  14. Jan 9, 2019 at 2:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  15. Jan 9, 2019 at 2:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ali!
     
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  16. Jan 9, 2019 at 2:40 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Panda! Thanks for the coffee.
     
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  17. Jan 9, 2019 at 2:40 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew Happy hump day!
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jan 9, 2019 at 3:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    War Machine

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    Negative. I’m about twenty birthdays past that.
     
  22. Jan 9, 2019 at 3:48 AM
    War Machine

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    Yes sir very much. Daughter pulled in right when I was finishing, so her car got shined up also.
     
  23. Jan 9, 2019 at 3:52 AM
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    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Morning all. *yawn*
     
  24. Jan 9, 2019 at 3:52 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Back in the saddle!

    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE
     
  25. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:00 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Don
     
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    War Machine

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    It’s my therapy.
     
  27. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:12 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    @ARamirez73 I ever tell you about the time I saw Mexican Mark Wahlberg at the mall?

    E6D98276-6D1E-419C-95FD-3B05F965A969.jpg
     
  28. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:42 AM
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    Good morning y'all! Seriously debated going back go sleep and not going to work :bored: started training the new girl this week so I cant work at too much of my normal pace and it has thrown my body and mind for a loop....and the temps dropped last night so bed = cozy :yawn:
     
  29. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:47 AM
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  30. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:49 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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