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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:05 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes I originally ordered the low beams and high beams and was going to use the Baja designs as my fogs. but I like running my fog lights all the time when my headlights are on so I decided to just buy the LED bulbs and put in my fog lights they should be here later this week.
     
  2. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:14 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I am the same way, if my headlights are on so are my fogs. Maybe one day I will run ditch lights on my Tundra. I doubt it though. Whenever I get my trail vehicle I will light it up like a power plant.
     
  3. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:23 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Are you running the 5K or 6K?
     
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  4. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:26 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good afternoon Tundras! Rough morning, so I slept til noon.
     
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  5. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:29 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Amateur, or too old to pretend you're still 25!
     
  6. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:31 PM
    T-Rex266

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  7. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I went with the 5K.
     
  8. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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  9. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:35 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Yes, I am, don't normally drink much. Had 4 pitchers of Mack N Jack's with a buddy playing pool at the bar and then ended up playing video games at his place until 3 playing Madden. Forgot to turn my alarm off and had a rude awakening at 5:45. Hangover in full effect so I pounded some water and ibuprofen and went back to bed.
     
  10. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I fell asleep on the toilet at 2a :anonymous:
     
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  11. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:37 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    Hahaha if my head wasn't pounding like crazy at 5:45 I might have too!
     
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  12. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:40 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    What are you reading the book about slow white Tundras?
     
  13. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:40 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    We used to give and do self I.Vs. when we were young, damn near every morning before or after PT.
    Best way to hydrate. Setting the cathater with alcohol shakes was the worst.
     
  14. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:41 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I dont think you're supposed to do that.
     
  15. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:42 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:at least you were on it and not your head in it.
     
  16. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:42 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    We did that in nursing school :D. Now I am in a department that doesn't deal with IVs or fluids on a regular basis so no supplies to be had. Works like a charm though
     
  17. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:45 PM
    T-Rex266

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    True. Haven’t thrown up since I was 19; and that was from pounding a 40 and a foot long (sammich, of course) before going into a strip club lol.
     
  18. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:45 PM
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    That beer tho
     
  19. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:47 PM
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    It’s about passing wisdom onto the MGM’s
     
  20. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:48 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    We had dive medics, regular medics and emt qual'ed people (me). We were the most proficient and efficient Platoon at giving I.Vs because of our drinking.
     
  21. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:53 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    Practice practice practice. Especially if you're getting good at hitting dehydrated veins, I could see you guys being the best.
     
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  22. Jan 1, 2019 at 12:59 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: sure glad you clarified that that was a sandwich. :rofl:
     
  23. Jan 1, 2019 at 1:02 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Good times, better stories! I am so glad I dont live like that anymore.
     
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  24. Jan 1, 2019 at 1:49 PM
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  25. Jan 1, 2019 at 2:33 PM
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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Good call! Thanks.
     
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  26. Jan 1, 2019 at 2:48 PM
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  27. Jan 1, 2019 at 3:47 PM
    14burrito

    14burrito IG @14burrito

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    Ain't necessarily pretty under the hood...but after having the switch pros sitting in my garage for like 3 years and the 40" Rigid in my garage for close to 2 years...bringing in the new year in a positive fashion :)

    For anyone who really knows me....I F***ing hate wiring. So this was huge for me! Little as it may be.

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  28. Jan 1, 2019 at 3:48 PM
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    That’s pretty clean man!
     
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  29. Jan 1, 2019 at 3:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    All CHRISTMAS SHIT IS TAKEN OFF N PUT AWAY
     
  30. Jan 1, 2019 at 3:58 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Nope, where I was at the ISG needed bodies for a drug deal he had worked out for an EMT course. Medics and Dive Medics had hard slots leftover slots went to support guys. I was Commo at the time.
     
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