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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Come on over we spend every weekend on it when it warms up!
     
  2. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:10 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras!
     
  3. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:13 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tim!
     
  4. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:14 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Bryan! Any plans for ringing in the new year?
     
  5. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:25 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Brrrrrr!
    Good morning Ron!
     
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  6. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:27 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    6-8 weeks of cleanu up and restore. We will be going back to our courtroom once they put in extension cords for us, no power because the courtroom next door got flooded.

    I’m calling a lawyer for any future sickness I may get! :censored:
     
  7. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:31 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    :wave: Tim
     
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  8. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:34 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Just be sure to photograph the stretchy pants for us :rofl:
     
  9. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:37 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Ron
    Remember, layers lots of insulating layers
    Happy New Year

    When you heading home?
     
  10. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:41 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Tim
    Happy New Year

    Well they got our hopes up again yesterday,we’ll see how they do with two weeks off
     
  11. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:43 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Don
    Happy New Year
     
  12. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:45 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    I’ve been caught by the early return before
     
  13. Dec 31, 2018 at 6:59 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Morning all. Today is Monday, I think. Per policy, I'm not allowed to go to the work site. It's somewhat meaningless as to what day it is until further notice. Luckily I get paid during this clusterfxxx.
    Today seems like a Torchy's Tacos kinda day. I filled up the Tundra late last night for $1.55 a gallon. 20 cents off with my Kroger card. I saw a meme earlier that said, "$5 in gas actually means something again."
     
  14. Dec 31, 2018 at 7:11 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Morning, everyone. Back home in snowy New Mexico again. Supposed to get a little more today, and a lot more tomorrow. Love it!
     
  15. Dec 31, 2018 at 7:12 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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  16. Dec 31, 2018 at 7:38 AM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Man that'd be awesome, haha!

    Before we sold our boat I had just bought new life jackets, a new towable tube, and a wakeboard. Never used the wakeboard or tube, they are patiently waiting for me to buy another boat!

    Well enjoy the change in the daily grind.

    Mesothelioma attorneys aren't hard to find haha!
     
  17. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:11 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I look better one year later :D
     
  18. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:21 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    :wave: Good morning Monet
    Good morning!
    Good morning. It's a bipolar team this year. Looks great at home and sucks on the road. Hopefully someone knocks off KC and we can just play at home all post season.
     
  19. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
  20. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:34 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning, y'all! This will be everyone's safety briefing.

    -DO NOT BE THAT DUMBASS THAT DRINKS AND DRIVES, RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE
    -PLEASE HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER
    -Alcohol does not make you stronger, no matter what you think
    -Alcohol does not make you more irresistible no matter what you think
    -Alcohol does not give you liquid rhythm, it gives your family and friends entertainment
    -Wrap in in foil before you check that oil
    -Incase you need to be reminded, there will be a lot of unhappy/happy police officers working tonight looking for the dumbasses who chose to drive drunk

    I am kind of self riotous about this because I lost my friend Kevin Earls because he chose to be a dumbass and I lost a soldier for the same dumbass reason.
    I will get off of the soapbox now. I hope everyone has a great evening with friends and family.
     
  21. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:38 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Here's what a Platoon SGT told me once, lie to chicks, lie to officers, never lie to yourself.
     
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  22. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:38 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Thank you Pat! Always a good reminder. I will try to not drunk post tonite, keep it to a few glasses. :) At least that's the plan lol
     
  23. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:41 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Drunk posting is always entertaining. Just dont be that person that gets all mean or the I love you guys, type of drunk.
     
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  24. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:42 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    You’ve seen me recently; don’t I look better? You know I do so it’s not a lie :rofl:
     
  25. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:42 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Nope....no mean here...I may want to pole dance :rofl:
     
  26. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:42 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  27. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:43 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Niiice!! Where are you taking all of us for dinner, Jim?
     
  28. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:45 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning Tundraroos

    Yall stay safe tonight and enjoy family and friends.
     
  29. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:45 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Ain't it time to go look at the truck again? :rofl::D
     
  30. Dec 31, 2018 at 8:46 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    :rofl::rofl: by all means post it!
     

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