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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 28, 2018 at 11:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Pat!
     
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  2. Dec 28, 2018 at 11:45 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  3. Dec 28, 2018 at 11:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Not hardly!!
     
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  4. Dec 28, 2018 at 11:46 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  5. Dec 28, 2018 at 11:49 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Typical!
     
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  6. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:06 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Suck my tailpipe
     
  7. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:07 PM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    So far so good! Good luck charm maybe??
     
  8. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:17 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Your confusing me with a white Tundra driver!:rofl:
     
  9. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:19 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    You are. Just need to come out of the MGM closet.
     
  10. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:46 PM
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    Fast->Faster->Fastest :muscleflexing::stirthepot:20181228_140041.jpg
     
  12. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:48 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Congrats :cheers:

    And

    Condolences :(
     
  13. Dec 28, 2018 at 12:52 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    3 options
    Laugh
    Shit
    Cry
     
  14. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:02 PM
    Red Fox

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    Me too!!
     
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  15. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:04 PM
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    Red Fox New Member

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    @SouthBoundSteve my thing is....why couldn't they play like this in regular season??
     
  16. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:20 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Your dyslexia got the better of you again.
     
  17. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:35 PM
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  18. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    ummm no lol
    o_O
    pics of what
    o_O what's wrong with country music?
    he doesn't
    exactly
    no no no
    I'm not sure about that....he's being very persistant....
    I'm not any good at making babies....my body doesn't like having them
    you are the only one trying to save me....everyone else is trying to throw me to the wolf!
    :oops:my bad
    congrats!
     
  19. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:51 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Love the new truck in the header on main page, white one was getting to slow to load on the page.
     
  20. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:54 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I dated a psycho girl like that. She knew me for 2 weeks and she said something similar. I volunteered for a hard deployment to the jungles of Colombia to get away from her. When I say she was psycho, I'm talking Looney Tunes, batshit, squirrel nut crazy! Stalking the clubs, my friends
     
  21. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    oh jeez! this guy doesn't even know me. thinks I'm gorgeous and we would have cute babies together.o_O:facepalm::crazy: cause you know....that's how everything in the world works.
     
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  22. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:57 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Get another magazine and bigger caliber weapon!
     
  23. Dec 28, 2018 at 1:59 PM
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    And stay off Tinder! :rofl:
     
  24. Dec 28, 2018 at 2:38 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    lol working on it
    not on Tinder!
     
  25. Dec 28, 2018 at 2:49 PM
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    Red Fox New Member

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    Honestly I was expecting something closer but I'll take a blowout win! Lol
     
  26. Dec 28, 2018 at 3:02 PM
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    so is he buying you a new set of boobies? if so, I want my $100 back. :rofl:
     
  27. Dec 28, 2018 at 3:03 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    he didn't say all that....I'll need a tummy tuck though for sure
     
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  28. Dec 28, 2018 at 3:16 PM
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    if you're going to be spitting out babies I'd skip the tummy tuck.
     
  29. Dec 28, 2018 at 3:17 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm not spitting out anything lol
     
  30. Dec 28, 2018 at 3:19 PM
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    oh I've heard that promise before and the check's in the mail :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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