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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 25, 2018 at 7:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning and Merry Christmas Monet!
     
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  2. Dec 25, 2018 at 7:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning and Merry Christmas Adam!
     
  3. Dec 25, 2018 at 7:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning and Merry Christmas Law!
     
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  4. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:11 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Don’t forget google history.
     
  5. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:13 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  6. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:20 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Merry Christmas. Smoking A prime rib for dinner.
     
  7. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:21 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    I sure as hell hope so! LOL

    Hope you and yours have a GREAT Christmas!
     
  8. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:21 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Done and done.

    Still remember my tricks from high school/college LOL
     
  9. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:22 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Merry Christmas Bryan!! Stay safe!
     
  10. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:23 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Internet wasn’t invented yet when I was in HS/College.
     
  11. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:24 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Bryan. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
     
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  12. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Bryan, Feliz Navidad
     
  13. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Mike, Feliz Navidad
     
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  14. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:29 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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  15. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:35 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Feliz Navidad Tim
     
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  16. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:47 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lol that's from Star "TRACK" correct?:rofl:

    Www.custom-cutters.com



    Nope! :notsure:
    Whoever did it better hope I dont find out :quickdraw:
     
  17. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:48 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Halfway through HS, we got a computer......needless to say, I found the mother lode quick, and after one time of getting busted, I learned how to cover my tracks LOL
     
  18. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:50 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Good morning!
    And
    :santa:Merry Christmas everyone :santa:
     
  19. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:51 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  20. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:52 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Merry Christmas Denise
     
  21. Dec 25, 2018 at 8:55 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    A Merry Christmas to you and yours Mike !
     
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  22. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:06 AM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Same
    Same to you bros
     
  23. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:07 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Merry Christmas y'all. Have a good one.
     
  24. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:07 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Thank you Law
    :rofl:
    oh I definitely am....now if I could get THE ONE in my stalking next year for Christmas....
     
  25. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:08 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Merry Christmas Pat.
     
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  26. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:12 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    If you want, you’re more than welcomed to come to my family’s Xmas, you can make fun of Dillon, or as we call him....Dildo.
    My cousin’s boyfriend after Philippe.....a little better, but not by much!

    Drives an Infiniti coupe.....looks hilarious parked by all of our trucks, jeeps and suv’s
     
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  27. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:15 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:

    I know who the one is....but he's just not here...
     
    Last edited: Dec 25, 2018
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  28. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:19 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Bad ass
     
  29. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:20 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Thanks Tim
     
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  30. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:22 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Yet????
     

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