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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:28 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:28 PM
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    No, Bryan! Not gonna be my daddy!
     
  3. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    No those assholes emailed me telling me that they couldn't full fill my order.
     
  4. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:33 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :spending:
     
  5. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:33 PM
    BestGen

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    I can help with you with the pics... :anonymous:
     
  6. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:35 PM
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    Suuure! After you ante up and i get them new knockers! :rofl:
     
  7. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:35 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    December birthdays are the best to have!:thumbsup:
     
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  8. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:38 PM
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    Depends if someone will only give you a combo Xmas and Bday present in one!
     
  9. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:39 PM
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    No problem. Checks in the mail. ;)
     
  10. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:39 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    That bites, I was in the hell hole walmart today....they had lots of ugly Christmas crap in the mens dept ! They even had onesies !
     
  11. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:40 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Send away !
    Put that towards my new lift ! :rofl:
     
  12. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:42 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I want boobs too...well better ones anyways
     
  13. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:42 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    My son's birthday is 12/23.......believe me he doesn't gypped.
     
  14. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:43 PM
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    Nice! Can we do a group buy??
     
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  15. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:43 PM
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    Awesome! Lucky guy!
     
  16. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:44 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Just to clarify we are NOT talking about the truck.:rofl:
     
  17. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Thought about going there and buying that ugly suit jacket and tie.
     
  18. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    Pinay

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    But....but...but i need better suspension for my new knockers!
     
  19. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    good question
     
  20. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    :spending:well if you get new knockers then that's a great 2 for the price of one gift!
     
  21. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao!!!
     
  22. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:46 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  23. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:46 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    3 got the price of one sir
     
  24. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    don't laugh....2 kids and gravity.....it sucks
     
  25. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::fingerscrossed:
     
  26. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:47 PM
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    Or just not blessed in that department :rofl:
     
  27. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao :rofl:
    I dont know my truck has a 7" lift:rofl:
     
  28. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:48 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    You do know I'm a plastic surgeon.
    You can stop by for a free consultation.
     
  29. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:48 PM
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    You better find more guys to chip in for our new knockers!
     
  30. Dec 17, 2018 at 6:49 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Group buy I’m in:spending:
     

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