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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:18 PM
    Leo's first

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    Just got back from Toyota stopped there to show wife the Voodoo Pro to get me for Christmas
    The bastards sold it:annoyed:so I made an appt to get my frame inspected
     
  2. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:19 PM
    Leo's first

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    Right :rofl::rofl:
     
  3. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:20 PM
    Leo's first

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    Sweet love seeing trucks being trucks
     
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  4. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :cheers: my wife also said she needed a nice Stiff one before we went shopping today I took it the wrong way.:D
     
  5. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:36 PM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    LOL, the question is, how did she take it? :rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:38 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Bacon!!
     
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  7. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:38 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I was thinking the same thing.
     
  8. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:43 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    IMG_20181207_150631817.jpg
     
  9. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:52 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    That certainly is the question right there!
     
  10. Dec 15, 2018 at 12:55 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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  11. Dec 15, 2018 at 1:04 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl:
     
  12. Dec 15, 2018 at 1:52 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Isn't she the one supposed to take it!? :notsure:
     
  13. Dec 15, 2018 at 1:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Is leo your astrology sign as well?
     
  14. Dec 15, 2018 at 1:54 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Looks good to me
     
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  15. Dec 15, 2018 at 2:52 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  16. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:03 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  17. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  18. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:20 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Right on man! Graduating from BL

    :cheers:
     
  19. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:22 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :spy:
     
  20. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:43 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I just had the same one and it was my last one a couple hours ago. I hope you enjoyed it. I will be getting more of those when I get home. And some Rocky Patels.

    No beer though, 2 more days. Or on the plane
     
  21. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:47 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    It was awesome. Thanks!
     
  22. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:48 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Glad you enjoyed it.
     
  23. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:49 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    That was the Muduro?
     
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  24. Dec 15, 2018 at 3:50 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yessir.
     
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  25. Dec 15, 2018 at 4:36 PM
    Areith762

    Areith762 Go Avs!!!

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  26. Dec 15, 2018 at 4:45 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    No "white" lights????
     
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  27. Dec 15, 2018 at 4:47 PM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    Nope. Red lights, like the best Tundra color.
     
  28. Dec 15, 2018 at 4:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I'll take red over white
     
  29. Dec 15, 2018 at 4:58 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    DFW!!!!....






































    jiggly.jpg

    Here we come!!!
     
  30. Dec 15, 2018 at 5:03 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    :worthless:
     

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