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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:19 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I'm cool Boss
     
  2. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:21 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Im frosty
     
  3. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:25 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    the Snowman
    Was a jolly happy soul
    With a corncob pipe and a button nose
    And his eyes made out of coal
    Frosty the Snowman
    Made the children laugh and play
    And were they surprised when
    Before their eyes
    He came to life that day
    There must have been some magic
    In that old silk hat they found
    For when they placed it on his head
    He began to dance around
    Frosty the Snowman
    Was alive as he could be
    And the children say
    He could laugh and play
    Just the same as you and me
    Frosty the Snowman
    Knew the sun was hot that day
    So he said let's run
    And we'll have fun
    Now before I melt away
    So down to the village
    With a broomstick in his hand
    Running here and there all around the square
    Saying catch me if you can
    He led…
     
  4. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:26 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    download (1).jpg

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:29 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I'm frosty as in I'm cool
     
  6. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  7. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Triggered!

    Why does frosty have have a gender? Why can’t it be just a snow person?

    Reported
     
  8. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Yeah, I got it...just watching Christmas movies with the family.
     
  9. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:34 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    How dare you!!!

    @Bob, nothing to see here.
     
  10. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    What are you watching?
     
  11. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:35 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    image.jpg
     
  12. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:36 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Ah Rudolph a classic!
     
  13. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Why is the room dark?
     
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  14. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:37 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Movie?
     
  15. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:38 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :devil:
     
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  16. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  17. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:47 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:

    Talking about PC

    LOL
     
  18. Dec 7, 2018 at 7:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Roudolf?!? with your nose so bright! :devil:
     
  19. Dec 7, 2018 at 8:01 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    :rofl:
     
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  20. Dec 7, 2018 at 8:03 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Reported ‘cause you said “have” twice, and it sounded greedy.
     
  21. Dec 7, 2018 at 8:23 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    Our daughter Laura has been with us 26 years finished grad school, has a job a a school phycologist! She just bought her first ever new home by herself! She has been with her high school boyfriend since high school! They both moved in to the new home today! This is my first night without her in 26 years, for real, 26 years! I am sad as F-all and she took her cat Dottie with her, our house is empty without her! I miss the cat as well, the cat calmed my anxieties in an unreal way!

    Anyway , all you fathers in here I'm sure understand how close you are to your daughter and protective! I knew the day was coming but it still hurts!

    I am staying up all night smoking low n slow a 15 pound brisket and a bunch more food and give give it to them for the week! Good thing is they live about 2-5 minutes from us and her job is close to! It's baby steps for me coping, I'm a real emotional guy to, must be the Italian in me!

    Some pictures of Laura and Dottie!

    IMG_3634.jpg IMG_1526.jpg IMG_1348.jpg IMG_1524.jpg IMG_3204.jpg
     
  22. Dec 7, 2018 at 9:10 PM
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    Like that didn’t you. :D
     
  23. Dec 7, 2018 at 9:22 PM
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    Hang in there Geno sounds like a big step toward a wonderful future for your family
    Just think of that maybe grand babies,watching helping her have her own family
    Thanks for sharing man l can’t imagine how you feel but this sounds like a hard but good part of life I’m sure you are and should be very proud
     
  24. Dec 7, 2018 at 9:38 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd I'm done drinking
     
  25. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:35 PM
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    Why so early? :D
     
  26. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:57 PM
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  27. Dec 8, 2018 at 12:01 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning, y'all! Have a good one.
     
  28. Dec 8, 2018 at 12:19 AM
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    Thanks Mike, that means a lot! :cheers: I feel a good brotherhood and sisterhood here!
     
  29. Dec 8, 2018 at 1:02 AM
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    I think so too! Makes me suspicious, what will I be doing when I get home!?
     
  30. Dec 8, 2018 at 1:03 AM
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