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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 28, 2018 at 11:43 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Right this guy eats better out of the back his truck then I do 95% of the time
     
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  2. Nov 28, 2018 at 11:48 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    20181128_134646.jpg
     
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  3. Nov 28, 2018 at 11:49 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Correct. Thanks
     
  4. Nov 28, 2018 at 11:51 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Time for a celebratory drink

    :cheers:
     
  5. Nov 28, 2018 at 11:56 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Come on over, we have plenty
     
  6. Nov 28, 2018 at 12:26 PM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    Get me some of that!
     
  7. Nov 28, 2018 at 12:33 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Always cooking something up!!

    :cheers:
     
  8. Nov 28, 2018 at 12:35 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yes Sir
     
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  9. Nov 28, 2018 at 12:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We done bout now, beef fajitas, beef short ribs, jalapeno cheese links, freshly made pico de gallo, beans, corn tortillas
     
  10. Nov 28, 2018 at 12:52 PM
    fuguchan

    fuguchan New Member

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    I agree people do "SUCK". I recently got robbed. Front metal door busted in and door frame in pieces on the foyer floor. Lost over 20K worth of stuff, my big monitors, credit cards, keys to vehicles, etc... man I can go on, but that's why I now live in the woods with no neighbors in sight. Don't see or hear em'. After working with Law Enforcement and after they caught the A-Holes, they told me eight other families got there homes broken into by the same two guys. Pics the cops sent me showed my wedding ring in a pic (it's family made). A woman took jewelry to the jewelry store for cash, the surveillance helped to track her down and catch the two guys. Helpful things I learned to "deter" thieves were like install security stickers on your windows and doors, get a used dog house in view of the entrance ( I have no dog)... yet, store jewelry somewhere other than jewelry boxes (leave empty for the next thief), deer cams, door bars, take pics of your stuff (with serial numbers if possible). These are the things I learned and have done. If thieves want to break in they will. Deterrence helps. Insurance companies use the power of "Depreciation Value". My $2200 front door with skylights I had for 10 years depreciated down to $200 bucks. What the hell. Don't go with Travelers insurance, they suck too. Security systems and cams are not going to stop good thieves, they only catch dumb ones. I didn't need to post this but the mood hit me. Think I'll have another beer.
     
  11. Nov 28, 2018 at 12:56 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    I'll drink to that!
    House broken into back in 2007. Took a bunch of stuff. You just feel violated. Not the prison sex violated but violated none the less. Then the insurance scam that they run on you after that. Sucks all around.
     
  12. Nov 28, 2018 at 1:24 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Thanks guys!
    I have to agree it's time for a drink
     
  13. Nov 28, 2018 at 1:41 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Glad she beat it!!! Definitely something to drink to!
    what age do they start having you do that?
     
  14. Nov 28, 2018 at 2:09 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I think 40 years old is when insurance starts to cover the test, unless there is cancer in your family than it is earlier. My niece will start having them and she is 30. My niece has a friend who was diagnosed at 28. They are fairly inexpensive especially when you think about early diagnosis!
     
  15. Nov 28, 2018 at 2:20 PM
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    Fuck cancer...
     
  16. Nov 28, 2018 at 2:27 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :bowdown:
     
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  17. Nov 28, 2018 at 2:41 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Don't know how I missed this earlier today.
    Glad to hear she's doing better Denise!
     
  18. Nov 28, 2018 at 2:46 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Thank you!
    We are so thankful :)
     
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  19. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:18 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  20. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:26 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Bored? Drive to Corsicana and stop at Collins Street Bakery for some dessert.
     
  21. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:27 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Just ate some pan dulce from small Mexican grocery store from here, with hot chocolate
     
  22. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:50 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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  23. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Nice! And.........































    Thanks for the address ;) :devil:
     
  24. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:53 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Stop by anytime!
    :cheers:
     
  25. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:53 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    :rofl:
     
  26. Nov 28, 2018 at 3:56 PM
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    Fishman57 New Member

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    Nice looking job!
     
  27. Nov 28, 2018 at 4:00 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Thanks!
    I'm really happy with the way it looks. All for about $40. :)
     
  28. Nov 28, 2018 at 6:38 PM
    Darkness

    Darkness Allergic to white

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    It's really dark
    For those who are interested in my balls, I took them out the freezer and got them in the cups today.
    20181128_174334.jpg

    Threw some sticky lube in each bush while at it
    20181128_181621.jpg
     
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  29. Nov 28, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Nothing like freezing your balls to get them to drop in and then pumping a cavity full of lube.
     
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  30. Nov 28, 2018 at 7:33 PM
    Darkness

    Darkness Allergic to white

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    It was the stickiest too :rofl:
     

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