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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 16, 2018 at 4:44 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning, Bryan! I wish I had an extra hour.
     
  2. Nov 16, 2018 at 4:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    yeah me to lose in an hour really screwed things up this morning. Lol
     
  3. Nov 16, 2018 at 4:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Well I guess I had it but I sure in the hell didn't need it.:D
     
  4. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:07 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning Bryan. Have a good one
     
  5. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:12 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning, Kyle!
     
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  6. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:13 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all,
    Pat:wave:
    Alfie:wave:
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    Still :censored: snowing here, got over 11" and the snow is still coming down.
    Have a great/safe day.
     
  7. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:15 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning, Jim!
     
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  8. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:30 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning fellas
     
  9. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:33 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    I think it might be easier to read Egyptian hieroglyphics than to understand my phone bill.
    I have to be getting close to paying off these stupid iPhones.
     
  10. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:44 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Morning Bryan, no power for since 1am, still no power when I left at 8:15, have a generator so no I didn’t freeze

    :cheers:
     
  11. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:44 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Just in time for a new one.
     
  12. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:46 AM
    Lake.Life24

    Lake.Life24 New Member

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    Good Morning everyone!

    Jim we ended up with a little over a foot up here! Good luck. It took me two hours to shovel. Too freakin wet
     
  13. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:46 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Morning everyone. It’s cold here, at least for us. Remind me to warm my hands before I take a leak next time.
     
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  14. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:51 AM
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    We would of kept you company ! :p
     
  15. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:53 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    I upgraded all the kid's phones for Christmas then told them the next one is on them. So they can buy whatever they want.
    I'll be sticking with my 6 until it dies or is no longer supported. I didn't like spending $700-$800 for the old ones. I sure as hell don't want to spend $1000 for the new one.
     
  16. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:55 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I’m sure Bryan and Adam would have enjoyed some payback.
     
  17. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:55 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    It’s just money. Every time I run out my job gives me some more.
     
  18. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  19. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:58 AM
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    Damn hope It comes back on soon!

    I am catching up too!! I thought you meant with catching up on posts !!!
    Hell yes!!!! Ah sorry!

    My town would shut down !
     
  20. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's good I would hate to be without a generator.
     
  21. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Shawn!
     
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    War Machine

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    That’s awesome. If I won the lottery you damned sure wouldn’t see me posing for cameras. I’m vanishing. Wouldn’t even tell my family I was leaving.
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
  24. Nov 16, 2018 at 5:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:what are you saying kind of like a turtle trying to pull his head back in the shell!:p
     
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  25. Nov 16, 2018 at 6:00 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Getting closer !!!!!
     
  26. Nov 16, 2018 at 6:00 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: I would have had the found that boot so I can put it on your truck!
     
  27. Nov 16, 2018 at 6:01 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Denise!
     
  28. Nov 16, 2018 at 6:01 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Yes, Ma'am!
     
  29. Nov 16, 2018 at 6:02 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  30. Nov 16, 2018 at 6:03 AM
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    Wanna hear a great generator story?

    After Hurricane Ike, we were out of power for a good while. Two weeks at my house.

    One of my customers comes in one morning, pissed. He was running a portable generator. He wakes up that morning, and none of the lights are working. He can hear the generator running, so he goes out to see if something came loose.
    His generator is gone, and there’s a lawnmower where it was. Someone fired it up, tied the handle closed so it would keep running, and stole his generator in the middle of the night.

    I didn’t even try not to laugh. That was some ingenious shit right there.
     
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