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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 11, 2018 at 11:45 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  3. Nov 11, 2018 at 11:58 AM
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    You can bring it down to my house...mkay. Help a brother out.
     
  4. Nov 11, 2018 at 11:59 AM
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  5. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:01 PM
    4x4_Angel

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  6. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:04 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    That's some fine eatin! How about some potted meat with mustard?
    Put it on some saltine crackers, low country caviar.
     
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  7. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:06 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    :rofl: he likes them tiny huh?
     
  8. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:09 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    never had potted meat. Vienna sausages are gross
     
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  9. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:10 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Now we're talking
     
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  10. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:11 PM
    Y0TA PR0

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  11. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:12 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Get the hot and spicy or the mustard ones. Heat them up over an open fire, that's when they are the best.
     
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  12. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:15 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I don't think I'll ever be able to eat them again....they make me want to vomit
     
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  13. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:17 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I always kept stuff like that in my rucksack. Now I keep it around for nostalgia and because it's good. To this day my wife wont eat potted meat, mustard on saltines with me.
     
  14. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:22 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Better stay away from potted meat.
     
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  15. Nov 11, 2018 at 12:23 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    will do
     
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  16. Nov 11, 2018 at 1:31 PM
    JMB

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    I keep vienna's, potted meat, sardines and saltines in my desk at all times. Same here, wife won't eat any of them.
     
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  17. Nov 11, 2018 at 1:32 PM
    JMB

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    Not potted meat, but pretty good Sunday dinner. Stuffed flounder and good beer

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  18. Nov 11, 2018 at 3:20 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Octopus is all I know lol. I’ll ask.
     
  21. Nov 11, 2018 at 3:59 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Gave the wife's ride a little love today with a in/out detail. As always when doing so, there was much heavy metal blasting from the garage and many beers sacrificed in the process.
    Turned out good. While it's not a Tundra, it is the second fastest color ever produced by Toyota
    (Right behind BRM of course)

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  22. Nov 11, 2018 at 4:00 PM
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    I’ve been noticing that a lot of my favorite songs are being played over the speakers in grocery stores and Walmart. Not sure how I feel about that.
     
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    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Two days ago in Kroger. Van Halen.
    I shit you not.
     
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  24. Nov 11, 2018 at 4:11 PM
    War Machine

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    Oh yeah, I’ve heard Van Halen in Walmart before. Today, among others, Stone Temple Pilots.....
     
  25. Nov 11, 2018 at 4:12 PM
    War Machine

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    Gorgeous! I just started a thread for showing this stuff off. This would be great there.
     
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    Saw a 2018 TRD Pro in Voodoo blue at the Seattle Int. Auto Show today. Pretty cool

     
  27. Nov 11, 2018 at 4:17 PM
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    Shrimp
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    Which thread?
     
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